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Posted: 12:17pm
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.]]> Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:17:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/20160/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19984/
Posted: 3:39pm
Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.]]> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:39:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19984/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19807/
Posted: 11:20am
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.]]> Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:20:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19807/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19758/
Posted: 10:42pm
What's the use of worrying? It never was worthwhile.]]> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:42:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19758/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19571/
Posted: 4:52pm
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:52:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19571/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19457/
Posted: 7:36pm
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:36:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19457/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19357/
Posted: 10:26pm
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.]]> Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:26:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19357/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19221/
Posted: 3:13pm
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.]]> Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:13:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19221/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19069/
Posted: 11:11am
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.']]> Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:11:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/19069/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18916/
Posted: 11:08am
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.]]> Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:08:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18916/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18818/
Posted: 3:01pm
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.]]> Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:01:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18818/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18695/
Posted: 4:30pm
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.]]> Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:30:30 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18695/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18585/
Posted: 7:48pm
No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:48:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18585/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18495/
Posted: 10:58pm
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.]]> Sat, 16 Feb 2008 22:58:44 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18495/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18369/
Posted: 9:11pm
Why is it OK to love without a reason, but anger requires justification?]]> Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:11:42 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18369/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18233/
Posted: 8:53pm
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.]]> Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:53:22 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18233/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18073/
Posted: 5:58pm
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.]]> Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:58:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/18073/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17920/
Posted: 1:53pm
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:53:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17920/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17817/
Posted: 7:35pm
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.]]> Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:35:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17817/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17683/
Posted: 7:32pm
To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.]]> Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:32:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17683/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17538/
Posted: 3:50pm
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:50:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17538/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17477/
Posted: 10:02pm
He who will not economize will have to agonize.]]> Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:02:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17477/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17359/
Posted: 9:00pm
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:00:03 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17359/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17206/
Posted: 8:55pm
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:55:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17206/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17029/
Posted: 2:48pm
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:48:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/17029/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16926/
Posted: 7:28pm
Nothing endures but change.]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:28:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16926/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16806/
Posted: 8:09pm
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.]]> Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:09:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16806/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16685/
Posted: 8:40pm
To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.]]> Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:40:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16685/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16472/
Posted: 7:56am
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:56:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16472/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16405/
Posted: 6:48pm
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.]]> Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:48:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16405/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16258/
Posted: 5:33pm
The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time, it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.]]> Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:33:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16258/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16146/
Posted: 8:03pm
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:03:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/16146/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15975/
Posted: 4:13pm
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.]]> Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:13:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15975/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15833/
Posted: 6:08pm
We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth.]]> Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15833/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15737/
Posted: 9:18pm
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:18:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15737/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15587/
Posted: 6:34pm
There are no absolutes to misery, things can always get worse.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:34:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15587/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15422/
Posted: 2:20pm
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:20:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15422/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15294/
Posted: 3:11pm
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.]]> Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:11:34 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15294/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15113/
Posted: 10:23am
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:23:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/15113/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14991/
Posted: 3:55pm
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:55:30 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14991/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14877/
Posted: 8:44pm
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.]]> Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:44:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14877/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14722/
Posted: 4:57pm
To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.]]> Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:57:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14722/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14544/
Posted: 10:48am
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:48:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14544/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14389/
Posted: 11:42am
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.]]> Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:42:22 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14389/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14204/
Posted: 11:05am
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.]]> Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:05:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14204/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14033/
Posted: 12:39pm
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.]]> Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:39:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/14033/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13920/
Posted: 7:42pm
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.]]> Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:42:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13920/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13761/
Posted: 7:28pm
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.]]> Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:28:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13761/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13524/
Posted: 4:45am
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.]]> Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:45:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13524/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13448/
Posted: 1:09pm
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.]]> Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:09:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13448/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13305/
Posted: 11:32am
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.]]> Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:32:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13305/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13142/
Posted: 3:11pm
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:11:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/13142/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12935/
Posted: 12:04pm
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:04:42 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12935/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12762/
Posted: 11:41am
An unpopular rule is never long maintained.]]> Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:41:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12762/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12681/
Posted: 6:58pm
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.]]> Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:58:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12681/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12516/
Posted: 1:58pm
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.]]> Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:58:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12516/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12359/
Posted: 11:17am
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.]]> Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:17:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12359/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12194/
Posted: 10:50am
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.]]> Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:50:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12194/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12038/
Posted: 12:04pm
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:04:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/12038/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11917/
Posted: 3:09pm
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.]]> Tue, 01 Jan 2008 15:09:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11917/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11772/
Posted: 2:21pm
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:21:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11772/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11682/
Posted: 9:43pm
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.]]> Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:43:34 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11682/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11545/
Posted: 10:02pm
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.]]> Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:02:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11545/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11339/
Posted: 3:11pm
I can resist anything but temptation.]]> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:11:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11339/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11152/
Posted: 11:22am
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:22:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11152/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11023/
Posted: 12:01pm
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:01:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/11023/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10943/
Posted: 6:35pm
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.]]> Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:35:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10943/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10774/
Posted: 4:09pm
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.]]> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:09:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10774/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10594/
Posted: 2:35pm
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.]]> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:35:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10594/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10471/
Posted: 3:39pm
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.]]> Sat, 22 Dec 2007 15:39:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10471/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10311/
Posted: 2:14pm
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.]]> Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:14:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10311/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10163/
Posted: 3:32pm
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.]]> Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:32:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/10163/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9980/
Posted: 3:25pm
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.]]> Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:25:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9980/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9792/
Posted: 2:44pm
Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.]]> Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:44:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9792/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9589/
Posted: 12:28pm
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.]]> Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:28:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9589/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9482/
Posted: 7:42pm
When one has much to put into them, a day has a hundred pockets.]]> Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:42:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9482/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9341/
Posted: 8:08pm
Every woman is just a different kind of problem.]]> Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:08:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9341/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9152/
Posted: 3:27pm
Truth is what stands the test of experience.]]> Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:27:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/9152/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8984/
Posted: 3:07pm
Eighty percent of success is showing up.]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:07:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8984/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8828/
Posted: 4:35pm
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:35:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8828/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8586/
Posted: 11:01am
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.]]> Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:01:44 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8586/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8414/
Posted: 1:07pm
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:07:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8414/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8209/
Posted: 11:02am
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.]]> Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:02:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8209/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8051/
Posted: 10:15am
I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.]]> Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:15:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/8051/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7898/
Posted: 12:18pm
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:18:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7898/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7717/
Posted: 11:36am
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:36:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7717/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7562/
Posted: 4:12pm
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:12:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7562/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7332/
Posted: 12:04pm
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.]]> Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:04:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7332/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7115/
Posted: 11:25am
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an Airport" appear.]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:25:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/7115/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6947/
Posted: 2:22pm
They may be Pink, but their money's still green.]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:22:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6947/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6796/
Posted: 3:28pm
"Too much" is always better than not enough.]]> Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:28:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6796/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6603/
Posted: 12:10pm
If you act like a dumb shit, they'll treat you like an equal.]]> Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:10:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6603/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6448/
Posted: 2:29pm
The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is.]]> Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:29:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6448/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6184/
Posted: 11:31am
You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than that.]]> Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:31:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/6184/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5941/
Posted: 11:47am
Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the hell out of it!]]> Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:47:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5941/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5740/
Posted: 12:02pm
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.]]> Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:02:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5740/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5582/
Posted: 4:53pm
The deadliest bullshit is odorless and transparent.]]> Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:53:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5582/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5373/
Posted: 2:00pm
The future has already arrived. It's just not evenly distributed yet.]]> Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:00:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5373/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5166/
Posted: 9:20am
Time moves in one direction, memory in another.]]> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:20:18 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/5166/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4977/
Posted: 9:58am
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.]]> Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:58:51 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4977/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4826/
Posted: 11:25am
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.]]> Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:25:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4826/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4605/
Posted: 11:09am
Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken.]]> Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:09:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4605/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4394/
Posted: 12:05pm
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:05:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4394/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4146/
Posted: 9:50am
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.]]> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:50:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/4146/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3946/
Posted: 5:35am
You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.]]> Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:35:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3946/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3809/
Posted: 12:14pm
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:14:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3809/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3612/
Posted: 2:38pm
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.]]> Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:38:02 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3612/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3386/
Posted: 3:05pm
Fat Charlie wasn't sure that he liked freedom ... there was too much open air involved.]]> Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:05:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3386/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3150/
Posted: 2:16pm
It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.]]> Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:16:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/3150/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2863/
Posted: 11:29am
The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.]]> Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:29:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2863/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2616/
Posted: 10:26am
Tough guys don't dance. You had better believe it.]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:26:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2616/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2390/
Posted: 7:54am
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.]]> Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:54:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2390/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2286/
Posted: 3:53pm
Never sharpen a boomerang.]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:53:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/2286/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1978/
Posted: 11:42am
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.]]> Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:42:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1978/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1790/
Posted: 4:19pm
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.]]> Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:19:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1790/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1531/
Posted: 4:06pm
A word to the wise is infuriating.]]> Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:06:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1531/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1270/
Posted: 4:16pm
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:16:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/1270/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/993/
Posted: 5:09pm
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]]> Sun, 04 Nov 2007 17:09:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/993/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/675/
Posted: 12:22pm
If I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around.]]> Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:22:08 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/675/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/419/
Posted: 10:59am
A house divided against itself cannot stand.]]> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:59:42 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/419/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/132/
Posted: 3:25pm
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.]]> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:25:08 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/will/132/