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Posted: 8:49pm
Thank you. I'll miss you all.]]> Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:49:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/20234/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/19943/
Posted: 8:42am
I wish I had my official Danimal T-Shirt for the throwdown, but their shipping department is a little slow. I should have upgraded from the standard $53 shipping and handling rate.]]> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:42:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/19943/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/19782/
Posted: 6:54am
One last cat photo for Mattyc.]]> Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:54:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/19782/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/19451/
Posted: 6:48pm
Mission accomplished.]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:48:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/19451/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18906/
Posted: 9:01am
It's true.]]> Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:01:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18906/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18789/
Posted: 9:51am
A tribute to a King.]]> Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:51:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18789/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18630/
Posted: 8:18am
Wallet, keys, pocket faith-buddha, phone, golf tee, 33 cents, random trash and a Dwight K. Schrute mechanical pencil. I usually have at least 2 weeks worth of receipts in there too, but I forgot about this theme and cleaned those out last night.]]> Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:18:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18630/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18509/
Posted: 7:24am
I did not realize it was theme day today. Oh well, never judge a pepper by its color.]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:24:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18509/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18271/
Posted: 8:11am
Quick list of tattoo, since that is the theme. Hers: Classic scene with the words "Only Human" Mine: Little Lulu with a banner that says "Mom" There are others scattered here and there, but explaining them would take too long.]]> Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:11:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18271/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18153/
Posted: 9:05am
Not a single day goes by that I don't honestly tremble at the thought of how lucky I am to be married to this woman. I love Jenny with all of my heart, and count myself blessed beyond measure that she is my wife.]]> Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:05:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/18153/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17929/
Posted: 2:59pm
Have I mentioned I love Paul Simon? By far and away the best song writer out there, at least in my book. I've sat here for a while now trying to put to words why his lyrical abilities and ear for harmonics are to be so admired, but I can't, not like this. Listen to Kathy's song and you'll understand.]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:59:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17929/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17740/
Posted: 1:09pm
REFRESH Sorry about the bird in the earlier photo. Here is a fine example of how to use a runny nose to form your mustache.]]> Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:09:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17740/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17154/
Posted: 3:03pm
Double Challenge. First, recreate the bearded clam shot, reversing roles with my wife. AND Give a little Han Solo for jnon. ]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:03:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17154/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17046/
Posted: 5:18pm
Sorry I haven't been posting or commenting lately. Starting tomorrow, I'm your Huckelberry.]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:18:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/17046/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/16470/
Posted: 7:40am
Being a middle class suburbanite is emo.]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:40:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/16470/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/16224/
Posted: 1:11pm
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Posted: 6:38am
You don't have to die to enter Nirvana or the Kingdom of God. You only have to dwell deeply in the present moment, right now. Thich Nhat Hanh The Heart of the Buddha's Teachings I know this isn't very "LOL". I was planning on it, but it was so nice taking the picture next to my little man that I wanted to make the caption a bit more sincere. Every moment – whether it is spent doing the dishes, mourning the loss of a loved one or napping with the cat – if we are aware and mindful of our actions, can be a moment spent enlightened and fully alive. And that is the greatest miracle on the planet. Aside from beards.]]> Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:38:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15905/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15645/
Posted: 10:48am
It takes a warm jacket for a cold day.]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:48:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15645/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15509/
Posted: 6:20am
I met this man in Cracker Barrel yesterday. I explained Whiskerino and asked if I could take his picture, but somehow forgot to ask his name. He told me his beard had religious implications, and that men shouldn't have to shave or cut their hair. "If George Bush and I were to walk into certain towns in certain parts of the world," he told me, "they would lead George to the kitchen to assist the women with the cooking and show me to the table, because they would want to talk to the man." The conversation only lasted about 5 minutes, but he made a lot of sense in that time.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:20:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15509/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15235/
Posted: 5:37am
The Dude abides.]]> Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:37:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15235/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15087/
Posted: 7:02am
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:02:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/15087/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14916/
Posted: 7:44am
So, this isn't the coolest t-shirt on the planet, but it is one of the most comfortable and by far the most worn in my small bundle. As far as rotation goes, this shirt is to my wardrobe what my Paul Simon self titled album is to my vinyl collection. And no, I wasn't actually a staffer at the Special Friends Camp. It was a thrift store find a few years ago.]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:44:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14916/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14512/
Posted: 6:52am
Young man, there's no need to feel down I said young man, pick yourself off the ground I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go I said young man, when you're short on your dough You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time It's fun to stay at the YMCA (rpt) They have everything for young men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys Young man, are you listening to me I said young man, what do you want to be I said young man, you can make real your dreams But you've got to know that one thing No man does it all by himself I said young man, put your pride on the shelf And just go there, to the YMCA I'm sure they can help you today Chorus Young man, I was once in your shoes I said, I was down and out with the blues I felt no man cared if I was alive I felt the whole world was so jive That's when someone came up to me And said young man, take a walk up the street There's a place there called the YMCA They can start you back on your way It's fun to stay at the YMCA (rpt) You can get yourself clean You can have a good meal You can do whatever you feel ]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:52:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14512/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14351/
Posted: 7:31am
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A!!!!!! I almost forgot. These past 4 days are dedicated to my brother, david.bean, who's first live concert ever was the Village People.]]> Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:31:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14351/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14169/
Posted: 7:31am
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C......]]> Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:31:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/14169/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13998/
Posted: 7:22am
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.......]]> Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:22:21 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13998/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13802/
Posted: 6:14am
It's fun to stay at the Y.......]]> Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:14:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13802/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13412/
Posted: 8:13am
Tiny Uncle Dan defends his prize from the local riff raff! ]]> Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:13:02 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13412/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13262/
Posted: 7:26am
I got 9-1/2 inches. Just go ahead and register your zing below.]]> Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:26:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/13262/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12950/
Posted: 1:47pm
And now, Tupperware, I shall lead you to a dark lonely place so we can end this. Your master, Tedford, has failed to protect you.]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:47:21 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12950/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12735/
Posted: 8:03am
A popular interpretation of this theme. Find my old props in my office! There are least 13 different props and other things from my previous shots lying around. Some may be harder to identify than others because of the perspective. But they're all there. ]]> Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:03:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12735/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12320/
Posted: 7:32am
Fact. If you want to piss off a cat, fit him with a hat and felt beard.]]> Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:32:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12320/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12199/
Posted: 11:15am
Bearded Clam]]> Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:15:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12199/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12010/
Posted: 9:10am
We got snow yesterday. So last night Chip and I decided we would play "Downed Brazilian Soccer Team" as soon as we woke up. I have to be the dead pilot since Chip's teeth are made for tearing through flesh, and his poly-fiber flesh would never sustain me through the mountains.]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:10:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/12010/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11849/
Posted: 7:42am
My resolution for this year is to spend more time with my mother-in-law's kitten pillow. Snuggly wuggly.]]> Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:42:43 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11849/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11717/
Posted: 7:27am
Alright Mrs. Tedford, listen up real good! If you ever want to see your tupperware again, don't call the cops! p.s. Thanks for the onion dip, it was delicious.]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:27:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11717/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11422/
Posted: 8:31am
I'm out of wit at the moment, so I'll keep it simple today. ]]> Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:31:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11422/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11123/
Posted: 6:43am
Stop me if you've heard this one before.]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:43:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/11123/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/10812/
Posted: 8:41pm
Visiting my folks in Nashville. People keep telling me I look like my mom.]]> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:41:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/10812/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/10253/
Posted: 6:56am
Just a happy family! ]]> Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:56:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/10253/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/10099/
Posted: 9:01am
Real-life faux-posterboard filter.]]> Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:01:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/10099/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9902/
Posted: 8:18am
Dizzy over Christmas!]]> Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:18:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9902/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9540/
Posted: 8:01am
Work by Patrick Atkinson of Charlotte NC 36"x36" Killroy – Beeswax, oil and spray paint on canvas 12"x12" Untitled – Oil on canvas]]> Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:01:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9540/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9378/
Posted: 9:07am
Zen and the art of beard maintenance.]]> Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:07:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9378/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9254/
Posted: 11:57am
So it's dancing that's holding Danimal back. Luckily for him, his father knows his way around the disco. A few modern touches, some exaggerated thrust moves and he'll be dropping it like it's heavy. Lets see Carl bust these moves.]]> Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:57:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9254/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9086/
Posted: 7:12am
Shades.]]> Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:12:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/9086/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/8919/
Posted: 7:45am
Sorry I've been absent the past few days. I've been traveling around East Tennessee looking for a place to bond with my son Danimal, so I can teach him what it really means to be a man. Lord knows his step-dad can't teach him a thing about manhood. Now where the hell is that cave full of cement gnomes?]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:45:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/8919/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/8379/
Posted: 9:05am
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Posted: 4:32pm
Nature's mural.]]> Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:32:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/8283/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/7860/
Posted: 8:17am
What's less casual than golf?]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:17:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/7860/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/7694/
Posted: 8:24am
You can catch me on the B-side 'cause the one who wins the war is the one without pride.]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:24:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/7694/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/7289/
Posted: 8:06am
Seeing as how Danimal's step-dad is such an "IDIOT", I can only imagine his real father must be a worldly man's man. After all, someone needed to teach him that confident side smile and cultivate those sweet art skills. So, with that being said. Me and your step-mom love you, Danimal. Don't take no flack from that son-of-a-bitch your mom married. ..and, Go Big Orange!]]> Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:06:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/7289/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/6972/
Posted: 4:33pm
I had a dream last night that my beard was made of steel wool. Turns out, it wasn't a dream.]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:33:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/6972/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/6368/
Posted: 8:24am
I don't have a partner for this shot. You wouldn't like me when I have a partner.]]> Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:24:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/6368/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/6115/
Posted: 6:36am
I take Whiskerino with me EVERYWHERE!]]> Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:36:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/6115/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/5708/
Posted: 8:50am
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Posted: 6:10am
Impromptu Knoxville beard party. Cheers!]]> Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:10:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/5303/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/5155/
Posted: 7:47am
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.]]> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:47:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/5155/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4971/
Posted: 9:26am
Makin' room for turkey! I celebrate Thanksgiving with poop jokes and other forms of low-brow humor.]]> Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:26:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4971/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4579/
Posted: 8:12am
And the Lord called Panthro to minister to Castle Greyskull. Thanks to Revgoomba and and Manimal for the words of wisdom. They truely know their childhood heros. ]]> Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:12:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4579/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4439/
Posted: 3:55pm
Fat boy series: Part II. Down 3 lbs. to 171. (Probably because I hadn't pooped in two days when I weighed myself last week)]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:55:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4439/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4129/
Posted: 7:33am
Mutiny on the poop deck.]]> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:33:18 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/4129/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/3845/
Posted: 2:22pm
The fall berries really taste like fall berries!]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:22:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/3845/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/3304/
Posted: 8:30am
Yeah, but this beard is special. You see, this beard goes to 11.]]> Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:30:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/3304/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/3075/
Posted: 8:23am
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Posted: 5:37pm
Not that he needs any help, but hey, it's an exuse to take an easy night.]]> Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:37:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/2948/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/2710/
Posted: 6:11pm
174lbs, going for 160 by the throwdown. This'll be a Sunday ritual to keep me going.]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:11:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/2710/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/1908/
Posted: 7:00am
There's a little king in all of us!]]> Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:00:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/1908/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/1649/
Posted: 6:02am
Teed off about not winning King Beard!]]> Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:02:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/1649/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/1330/
Posted: 8:33pm
Don't hate the player, hate the game. The game made it sideways.]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:33:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/1330/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/841/
Posted: 7:11am
Sweet dreams are made of Han.]]> Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:11:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/841/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/405/
Posted: 10:01am
Hopefull? Just a bit.]]> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:01:16 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/405/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/77/
Posted: 7:41am
Never Again!]]> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:41:16 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/uncledan/77/