with myspace-esque poses like this one, i'm still curious why i don't have a wife or girlfriend. maybe it's because i always wear flannel unbuttoned, fart when walking up (or down) stairs--no, i do not miss a step--and i could be partly due to the fact that i have this slight nervous tick, where i do the hand-armpit fart sounds when talking to girls. it's the worst when i meet a girl whilst on a flight of stairs.