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Posted: 4:06pm
just a bunch of robots, broads, and dudes playing a rock show. most of which are robots...and most of which have beards... Speaking of beards... if you happen to have a beard(and I'm betting you do), you need this: doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyoudotprotomendotcomslashBeardsGoingNowhere ]]> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:06:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/19708/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/19286/
Posted: 6:27am
Seven men enter...Three men leave... Four months of planning proved to be four months of procrastination...it all came down to one day. This is it... ...................................................... In this city you hold on as tightly as you can You don't take anything for truth It's like walking on a razor's edge and everything around is crumbling girl you only have to look around for proof When I was a young boy things were different a man was allowed to be a man I grew up too fast like I was racing with the devil I've felt the blade so many times Emily Girl won't you take my hand and we'll ride Across the barren face of this desert road Baby you set my wheels on fire I'll rev my engine till the sound is just deafening Emily baby I promise you We'll make it out of this wasteland I know you worry the way thing will turn out it seems this city doesn't love the man with a beard they say a man has to give up the very thing he loves here But I will not live like that i will not live in fear. I will not let them take it from me no matter how hard they'll try Most men, when they have a knife to their chin they find they'd rather give up than die So many faces bare So many faces so cold just hold on to me We can weather the night behind my whiskers girl we can get out of town before we both get too old and we'll ride and when the engine gives out we won't worry we know how we'll get by We'll catch the wind with the hairs on my chin and then baby we'll take to the sky we'll say hello to the angels in heaven (sup girl) and then we'll pass heaven by we've got better things to do with our time then shave our faces and die Don't give up Don't give in Without a beard you know you'll never win But girl Its time for me to go Where only a man can go My heart is on fire and if I don't feed it fast it'll just burn up and fade I love you girl you've got to know that You'll be so proud of me You'll watch me hop on my pegasus, girl 10000 angels singing for me as I ride my pegasus through the city to the edge of the city and then out of the city and into the fields Fields thick and strong like the beard that I'll grow you'll watch as I ride through the night You'll see, I'll set the night on fire with my burning heart and my glorious man beard And everyone will love me and I'll be a man I'll finally be a man. ]]> Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:27:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/19286/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/19271/
Posted: 11:26pm
Always fixing our machines the night before a show. We'll see you tomorrow night, Whiskerino... ...well..tonight, if you want to get all snooty and technical. Either way, we have something for you...a surprise.]]> Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:26:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/19271/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/18988/
Posted: 8:27pm
We are dudes...tough dudes. And you can see these tough dudes dude all over the place this weekend...at the WhiskerFury-O-Thon 2008. as for theme...just imagine that you can see our butts.]]> Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:27:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/18988/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/17981/
Posted: 8:40pm
We cannot adhere to themes this day...for we are just now catching up. We are back from our "Super American Rock And Roll Of The Americas Bowling Throughout An American 2008 Tour"...and bowl we did...once. ]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:40:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/17981/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/17210/
Posted: 9:07pm
This is the exact face Commander makes when someone throws the Proto-helmet at his head....exactly....seriously. We challenged ourselves yesterday to not be a deadbeat whiskeriner today. We met that challenge.]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:07:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/17210/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/16151/
Posted: 8:31pm
This has neither Sam Neil nor Gregory peck in it...but it's still super tough.]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:31:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/16151/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/15146/
Posted: 1:41pm
y = f(x)g(Tepper) We Stand for the Waves of Justice....but for now, we sit for a picture.]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:41:44 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/15146/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/14123/
Posted: 10:20pm
Chattanooga, America. ]]> Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:20:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/14123/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/13218/
Posted: 11:46pm
Baby, I'm yours...I'm yours..if you want it tonight. P.S: SEE OUR BEARDS...LIVE AND IN PERSON... SATURDAY!!! P.S.P.S: We're not saying beards are people...we're just saying that they should garner the same respect..as individuals. ]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:46:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/13218/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/12268/
Posted: 8:24pm
"Demon Barber and Commander...you know...just bro-in'...hangin out...doin' what they do...scannin' shit...puttin helmets on that don't belong to them...just bein' dudes." ]]> Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:24:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/12268/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/11244/
Posted: 10:49pm
The fat man with the white beard forgot his hat....and our Protojet]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:49:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/11244/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/10388/
Posted: 11:01pm
me protomen is good at photoshops/. talk to us,,,we make pictures for you!1 P.S: We're sorry, Michael...this had to be done.]]> Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:01:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/10388/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/9516/
Posted: 11:12pm
Subtle...no?]]> Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:12:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/9516/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/8503/
Posted: 10:19pm
There's one hell of a beard brewing under there... Trust us... Gloria Estefan would be so proud.]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:19:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/8503/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/7362/
Posted: 3:04pm
This is our beards right after our show at The End. How cute. We're brewing something for you, Whiskerino...something super tough...something magic.]]> Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:04:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/7362/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/5932/
Posted: 10:27am
That's right... December One. This Saturday. Come to see our collective beard's progress...]]> Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:27:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/5932/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/4639/
Posted: 1:36pm
Just like Bald Bull....always getting up on 8.]]> Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:36:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/4639/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/3117/
Posted: 11:22am
Non-Photoshopped Fury...don't you sass us.]]> Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:22:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/3117/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/1508/
Posted: 2:30pm
"What were you doing there?" "Communicating."... "Keeping up foreign relations." "You know, giving him the bird." "You know...the finger(gestures appropriately)."]]> Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:30:15 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/1508/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/706/
Posted: 2:16pm
"Don't do anything to embarrass yourself, your family, or your football team." ...Too late. ]]> Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:16:09 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/theprotomen/706/