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Posted: 3:52am
Thank you, everybody. You were enjoyed. -sacrifice pawn]]> Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:52:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/20061/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19917/
Posted: 5:22am
An image inspired by one of my favorite beardos taking on one of my favorite topics. Ula, you deserved more King Beards, but future generations will judge you as one of the great artists of Whiskerino. Hats off to you, my friend.]]> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:22:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19917/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19771/
Posted: 3:54am
Not too interesting, I know, but since the last two days are sort of theme-ish, I just wanted to get a good portrait of the beard. ]]> Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:54:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19771/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19635/
Posted: 4:27am
"I wonder if she's tired of the beard yet..."]]> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:27:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19635/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19552/
Posted: 2:44pm
Promotional image from the t.v. series where I play a crime-solving pimp who gets sent thirty years into the future by aliens to unravel the mysterious death of his pet goldfish.]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:44:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19552/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19386/
Posted: 9:44am
Salty Tar Series II: "Briny" B. McGee Born Christopher Bernard McGee in Chicago, 1968. A systems analyst, McGee was hit in the head by a flying piece of masonry from a construction site while walking to work on Sept. 24th, 1999. Suffering partial memory loss, he became convinced that he was a swarthy seaman from the late 19th century. Spent hours on end staging naval battles in his bathtub after being sacked from his job at InfoTech Solutions Incorporated. Currently confined to the Elgin Mental Health Center at the request of his family.]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:44:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19386/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19315/
Posted: 2:19pm
It's getting late...]]> Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:19:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19315/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19222/
Posted: 3:14pm
Neo-Victorian, Quasi-Bohemian, Pre-Postapocalyptic Beard Chic]]> Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:14:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19222/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19038/
Posted: 7:10am
Yeah, my beard goes wild while I stay home organizing my socks. On a side note, today marks the seventh anniversary of my continuous journal-keeping. I've been writing an account of each and every day for the last seven years. 2,555 days and seventeen volumes later, I can't seem to stop. September 11th; the Iraq War; the birth of our baby; and, of course, the Whiskerino, are all documented within. I basically stick to facts and don't do a lot of editorializing, but it's been a vastly important key to my memories - so many things that I would have forgotten have been saved thanks to the journal. It's also a major pain in the ass and there are times when I wish I'd never started the thing. I don't know how long I'll keep it up, but it's definitely the biggest project of my life to this point.]]> Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:10:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/19038/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18873/
Posted: 4:20am
Good morning, beards!]]> Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:20:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18873/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18762/
Posted: 4:45am
Jnon's horrible secret...]]> Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:45:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18762/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18671/
Posted: 1:59pm
Contents of my pockets and bag: 1. Hotel soap of unknown origin 2. Sketchbook 3. Pens, pencil, eraser 4. Chopsticks 5. International driving permit from 2006 (didn't even know that was in my bag) 6. Motrin 7. Keys 8. Off-date cookies from work (Spelt Oatmeal Raisin, Cranberry Orange Oat) 9. My wife's watch, which I keep in my pocket and use at work. Battery died in my own watch and hers has been on a sort of long-term loan to me. 10. My Grandfather's pocketknife 11. Slip of paper with library call numbers 12. Pack of tissues 13. Year-old "Thank You" mints from a deli 14. Wallet 15. Moisturizing Chap Stick 16. Pair of scissors]]> Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:59:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18671/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18511/
Posted: 7:58am
People have told me I look like Van Gogh, but I think the resemblance is closer when my beard is a little shorter than this. Or maybe it's just that I have the same slightly-crazy look in my eyes. What's that? Did you hear something? I have to go now.]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:58:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18511/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18400/
Posted: 9:06am
RRRRR O O O C C C K K R R O O C C K K R R O O C K K R R O O C K K R R O O C K K R R O O C KK RRRRR O O C K K R R O O C K K R R O O C K K R R O O C K K R R O O C K K R R O O C C K K R R O O O C C C K K]]> Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:06:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18400/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18325/
Posted: 3:49pm
Having no actual tattoo, I gave my wife free reign to apply some ink of her own. I rather like it!]]> Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:49:18 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18325/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18146/
Posted: 8:25am
What can I say about this woman? We've been together for eleven years plus now, and she's still my best friend, still my stalwart supporter, still my favorite companion on a Saturday night. She's dealt with this beard and the endless photo sessions with incredible patience, encouragement, and good humor. J, I am in constant awe of you. You are my inspiration. Thank you. Love, s.p.]]> Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:25:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18146/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18050/
Posted: 2:17pm
This has become a real danger around here - she's got quite a grip for a four-month-old.]]> Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:17:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/18050/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17922/
Posted: 2:00pm
With music It's hard to pick one favorite, of course, but I've always loved Neil Young. Primarily his more hard-edged stuff with Crazy Horse and his weird experimental albums. He's done some albums I can't stand, but he has always followed his muse with great integrity. Here is a rough list of my top ten NY albums: 10: FREEDOM 9. DEAD MAN (Soundtrack) 8. NEIL YOUNG 7. ON THE BEACH 6. LIVE RUST 5. LANDING ON WATER 4. TRANS 3. EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS IS NOWHERE 2. ARC/WELD 1. TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:00:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17922/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17791/
Posted: 4:33pm
This is a lead-in to my music theme for tomorrow. It's a song title. I don't think it's too hard, so I won't give you any hints.]]> Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:33:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17791/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17603/
Posted: 6:32am
Salty Tar Series I: Capt. August P. Winterbottom. Born into wealth, he was abducted from a British steamer by Javanese pirates at age 8. Sold to a sweatshop in Shanghai, he spent 4 years painting eyebrows on Barbie dolls. This was the origin of his nickname, "Squinty." He was promoted to Shift Leader after cutting his supervisor's throat, but he escaped shortly thereafter. Served in the crews of Japanese whalers, Portugese freighters, and - after a really good interview - Carnival Cruise Ships. Acquired a ship of his own in a game of high-stakes shuffleboard. Took on a crew of thugs, fugitives, and degenerates while docked in Daytona Beach and began a career as a smuggler. Ran illegal shipments of NES cartridges into Singapore. Lost at sea, 1989.]]> Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:32:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17603/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17505/
Posted: 8:34am
My current drumming setup. Nothing fancy drumwise, but I've got the kit miked and amplified, and I'm running it through an Alesis Microberb 4 effects console, which allows for just about endless noisy experimentation. When the baby's not sleeping, that is.]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:34:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17505/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17419/
Posted: 1:33pm
A little more on the "reflection" theme.]]> Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:33:42 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17419/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17291/
Posted: 12:52pm
Knife handles, in case you're curious.]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:52:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17291/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17149/
Posted: 2:41pm
In response to JAM's challenge to "ride (or attempt to ride) a bearded beast." ]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:41:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17149/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17019/
Posted: 1:45pm
This is my weird tongue trick. Anybody want to show off their odd bodily abilities tomorrow?]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:45:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/17019/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16875/
Posted: 12:28pm
Name: Sacrifice Pawn, alias "Sacrifice Prawn," alias "Eddie Orangesicle" Age: 31 Height: 5'9" Last seen: Working as a fry cook at Denny's in Orlando FL Wanted for: 2nd degree arson; loitering; transporting spatulas across State lines; 317 unpaid parking tickets]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:28:15 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16875/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16726/
Posted: 8:45am
Man, I hate it when I have to go down to the crawlspace.]]> Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:45:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16726/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16650/
Posted: 2:14pm
Chess Series IV: the John McEnroe of the Chess World]]> Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:14:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16650/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16447/
Posted: 3:53am
In my day, EMOs were called Goths, and we liked it that way.]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:53:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16447/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16372/
Posted: 1:03pm
Tug of War, anyone?]]> Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:03:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16372/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16177/
Posted: 3:44am
Here's looking at you, kid. Whatever that means.]]> Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:44:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16177/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16076/
Posted: 10:32am
Stop and Go.]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:32:30 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/16076/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15888/
Posted: 3:17am
]]> Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:17:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15888/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15798/
Posted: 2:16pm
I seem to have become my father, 30 years ago. Only with a beard. Or something.]]> Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:16:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15798/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15633/
Posted: 7:07am
Okay, fellas - I need some advice. I haven't had a haircut since the Whiskerino began, and it's getting pretty wild. Do I cut it back to emphasize the beard, or leave it alone for balance? Arguments?]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:07:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15633/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15501/
Posted: 4:06am
At this point, the beard is the most immediately noticable thing about me. Everyone I know remarks on it when they see me. Even looking in the mirror has gotten a bit startling. The bearded stranger in this shot is...ME.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:06:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15501/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15383/
Posted: 10:01am
Yeah, you're right - this whole jump shot thing is getting a little boring.]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:01:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15383/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15231/
Posted: 3:42am
Chess Series III + Name this movie title]]> Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:42:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15231/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15077/
Posted: 5:50am
When picking a dead man's pocket, don't forget his library card.]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:50:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/15077/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14896/
Posted: 3:31am
Hey, Wolfman - I've got my lucky t-shirt on; meet me in Sin City and let's hit the tables!]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:31:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14896/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14768/
Posted: 3:59am
Part Seven: Understanding]]> Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:59:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14768/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14654/
Posted: 7:05am
Part Six: Doubt]]> Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:05:51 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14654/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14497/
Posted: 4:17am
Part Five: Triumph]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:17:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14497/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14343/
Posted: 7:03am
Part Four: Struggle]]> Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:03:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14343/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14135/
Posted: 3:43am
Part Three: Fear]]> Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:43:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14135/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14001/
Posted: 7:53am
Part Two: Ensnarement]]> Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:53:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/14001/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13797/
Posted: 3:59am
Part One: Discovery]]> Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:59:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13797/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13659/
Posted: 3:35am
By the power of [the obligatory nostalgic 80's toy shot]!]]> Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:35:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13659/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13527/
Posted: 5:48am
Sunbeam Series]]> Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:48:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13527/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13398/
Posted: 4:01am
I'm a specimen now.]]> Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:01:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13398/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13269/
Posted: 8:11am
I used to have a mouth here.]]> Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:11:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13269/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13044/
Posted: 3:35am
If you come to Greensboro, I highly recommend stopping by the FantaCity International Mall. You can buy a Korean Bubble Tea, shop for Indian groceries, or pick out something tasteful at this Western Wear shop, which houses some of the most provocatively proportioned mannequins on the East Coast. ]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:35:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/13044/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12902/
Posted: 7:14am
Pining for the woods, obviously.]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:14:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12902/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12714/
Posted: 4:09am
Amid the clutter of my studio you will find over 20 props from my other photos. That is, if you're bored enough to look for them! Name them if you dare!]]> Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:09:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12714/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12587/
Posted: 4:01am
The dang Illuminati done stole my harmonica!]]> Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:01:21 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12587/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12470/
Posted: 4:09am
Now, now, look here, boy! This here, this here is where the prophecy is written. Centuries ago, when the elves built these tunnels, there was foretold the coming of a great hero. A savior who would do battle against the Illuminati and bring down their mind-control satellites once and for all. And, and you see it says here the time is nigh! He is coming! And his name shall be called LEO ZEP! (I couldn't resist sneaking in an extra shot of hobo, even though the official theme day isn't until tomorrow.)]]> Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:09:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12470/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12316/
Posted: 6:40am
Hat Day Mfr: Dobbs Style Name: Rogue Brim: 178 Size: 7 3/8 Purchased from: my great-uncle Clyde W. Fulk's clothing store in tiny Pilot Mountain, NC ]]> Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:40:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12316/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12146/
Posted: 4:12am
Hee hee! Grandma won't know what hit her!]]> Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:12:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/12146/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11978/
Posted: 4:16am
Through the wrong end of the beard-o-scope.]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:16:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11978/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11844/
Posted: 5:25am
Our new little bundle of joy. I'm hoping she grows up to be a Mac Pro...]]> Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:25:51 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11844/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11705/
Posted: 5:36am
How does our family combat post-holiday depression? Two words: KEG STANDS!!!!]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:36:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11705/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11569/
Posted: 4:03am
An Holiday visit with my brothers-in-law. And no, I'm not a dwarf.]]> Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:03:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11569/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11407/
Posted: 3:54am
Do not attempt to adjust your beard.]]> Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:54:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11407/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11253/
Posted: 4:22am
This one is phoned in x2 as it lacks any imagination!]]> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:22:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11253/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11138/
Posted: 9:43am
A little art history for ya...]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:43:22 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/11138/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10999/
Posted: 8:54am
Silent Night]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:54:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10999/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10878/
Posted: 11:19am
Ah, yes - today we celebrate the birth of Santa Claus!]]> Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:19:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10878/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10687/
Posted: 3:23am
Channeling Santa Lucia]]> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:23:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10687/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10540/
Posted: 3:20am
Chess Series III: I love an epic battle...]]> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:20:51 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10540/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10403/
Posted: 4:02am
Un Flambeau, Jeanette, Isabelle]]> Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:02:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10403/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10236/
Posted: 5:03am
I'd just like to apologize to my family, all the Whiskerinos, and basically the entire human race for this photo.]]> Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:03:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10236/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10097/
Posted: 8:54am
Chess Series II/Faux Photoshop Theme Day Camera: Sony DCR-TRV460 In-Cam Effect: "Pastel"]]> Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:54:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/10097/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9878/
Posted: 4:02am
Around here, we love our Pumas.]]> Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:02:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9878/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9722/
Posted: 7:03am
I have powers...]]> Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:03:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9722/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9598/
Posted: 1:31pm
A few of my paintings. L-R: "Is it Me?" "Santa Must Never Be Cloned" and "Screaming Cowboys"]]> Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:31:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9598/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9360/
Posted: 4:04am
You!!!]]> Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:04:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9360/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9213/
Posted: 3:53am
If possible, please hum the theme from Doctor Who while looking at this picture. Thank you.]]> Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:53:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9213/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9075/
Posted: 4:46am
The Nerd, blending into his natural environment.]]> Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:46:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/9075/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8910/
Posted: 6:04am
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:04:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8910/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8710/
Posted: 3:42am
Bearding and Nothingness]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:42:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8710/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8523/
Posted: 4:59am
Man, that is, like, so true...]]> Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:59:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8523/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8348/
Posted: 3:44am
The controversial cover of this 1969 British album was banned in the U.S., but the record was a Billboard No. 1 on American shores with an alternate image on the sleeve. Nowadays, the original can be found on many lists of the greatest album covers ever. Anybody recognize it?]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:44:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8348/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8176/
Posted: 4:03am
I pass this mural on the side of the Greensboro Dance Theater on my way to work every day. It has an oddly postmodern quality that I really like.]]> Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:03:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8176/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8020/
Posted: 4:09am
Ironically, the same thing happened when she read Dr. Phil's book...]]> Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:09:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/8020/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7834/
Posted: 5:52am
Appearing tonight at the Giggle Mill- the comedy stylings of Sacrifice Pawn! "A girl called me up and said, 'come over - there's nobody home!' I went over. Nobody was home."]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:52:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7834/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7675/
Posted: 6:52am
Do NOT get on the wrong side of the Christmas Tree Mafia.]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:52:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7675/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7453/
Posted: 3:24am
I'm not really sure what's going on here. I think I'm a cross between Norma Desmond and a vulture.]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:24:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7453/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7296/
Posted: 8:46am
An annotated day off: 1. Sacrifice Pawn 2. Wife 3. Baby 4. Trivial Pursuit (Original Edition) 5. Mystery Science Theater 3000 on DVD 6. Blue Sky all-natural soda (Cola, Creamy Root Beer, Jamaican Ginger Ale) 7. Telephone (off hook) 8. Doughnuts 9. Vintage Nancy Drew novels 10. Merzbow CDs 11. Dwell Magazine 12. Playstation 2 controllers Bliss!]]> Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:46:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7296/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7052/
Posted: 4:01am
It was the last thing they were expecting to find on a carefree night of frog-gigging...]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:01:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/7052/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6878/
Posted: 3:52am
Temporarily blinded.]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:52:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6878/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6731/
Posted: 5:53am
"Honey, the leftovers are getting rowdy again."]]> Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:53:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6731/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6553/
Posted: 5:23am
All lit up.]]> Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:23:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6553/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6329/
Posted: 3:43am
She's promising me an enormous burrito!!]]> Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:43:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6329/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6088/
Posted: 4:03am
Exploiting her cuteness for my evil ends. Again.]]> Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:03:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/6088/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5882/
Posted: 5:53am
Uh oh...]]> Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:53:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5882/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5663/
Posted: 4:12am
Random Series IV: Real Mystic of the Fake Orient]]> Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:12:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5663/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5482/
Posted: 4:15am
Sweet dreams...]]> Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:15:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5482/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5299/
Posted: 4:14am
"What a Way to Go" Series I: Hanged Without Trial for Stealing Horses - Carson City, 1872]]> Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:14:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5299/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5146/
Posted: 6:36am
Overindulge at the in-laws' - wake up in the landfill.]]> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:36:18 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5146/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5004/
Posted: 12:15pm
Can Man and Turkey ever learn to live in peace??]]> Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:15:15 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/5004/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4751/
Posted: 3:48am
It's never too soon to start teaching them beard appreciation.]]> Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:48:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4751/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4549/
Posted: 4:15am
Random Series III: Hands of Glory]]> Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:15:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4549/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4320/
Posted: 4:22am
Note to self: In future, think twice before referring to another man's beard as "sparse."]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:22:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4320/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4116/
Posted: 3:43am
Safety Series II: According to the National Safety Council, 70 percent of home accidents occur in the bathroom. You may wish to consider washing your beard in the kitchen sink.]]> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:43:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/4116/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3941/
Posted: 4:04am
"Classy" with just a dash of "gay" for good measure.]]> Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:04:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3941/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3726/
Posted: 3:40am
Random Series II: the Haunting of Fish Manor]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:40:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3726/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3580/
Posted: 12:49pm
Chess Series I]]> Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:49:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3580/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3261/
Posted: 3:40am
It's a... beard's nest.]]> Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:40:33 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3261/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3034/
Posted: 4:50am
A typical Monday night at home with the Missus...]]> Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:50:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/3034/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2786/
Posted: 3:59am
A little touch of whisker in the night]]> Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:59:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2786/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2570/
Posted: 3:49am
For those of you who like to bake, I highly recommend the delicious and thematically-appropriate "Beard on Bread" by James Beard. Here follows his excellent banana bread recipe, one of my personal favorites. 2 C. sifted all-purpose flour 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 C. softened butter 1 C. sugar 2 eggs 1 C. mashed, very ripe bananas (about 3 bananas) 1/3 C. milk 1 tsp. lemon juice 1/2 C. chopped nuts Sift the flour together with the soda and salt. Cream the butter and gradually add the sugar. Mix well. Add the eggs and bananas and blend thoroughly. Combine the milk and lemon juice, which will curdle a bit. Slowly and alternativlely fold in the flour mixture and milk mixture, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Blend well after each addition. Stir in the nuts, then pour the batter into a lavishly buttered 9x5x3-inch pan and bake in a preheated 350 degreee oven for 1 hour or until the bread springs back when lightly touched in the center.]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:49:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2570/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2372/
Posted: 3:54am
Listen to Rosie, guys!]]> Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:54:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2372/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2199/
Posted: 10:30am
Rise of the Beard Mutants]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:30:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/2199/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1887/
Posted: 4:22am
(More from 2007's "Beard of Blood") Dr. Barbacide: "Damn you, Sacrifice Pawn! Give us that beard!" Sacrifice Pawn: "Hah, hah (cough)...is that all you've got, you smooth-cheeked pansies?"]]> Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:22:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1887/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1627/
Posted: 3:43am
(From the 2007 film "Beard of Blood") Clean-shaven Lunatic #2: "You'd better hand over that stubble, Mr. Pawn, or things are going to get very 'hairy' for you! Haa ha ha ha haaa!!" Sacrifice Pawn: "Bastards! You'll get my beard over my dead face!" (To be continued...)]]> Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:43:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1627/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1376/
Posted: 5:45am
Safety Series I: Store hazardous household chemicals in a locked cabinet, or one inaccessible to children, pets, and bearded folk.]]> Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:45:30 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1376/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1247/
Posted: 3:09pm
Random Series I: Death Lurks in the Bearded Cave]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:09:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/1247/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/955/
Posted: 2:57pm
Proper pre-beard face insulation is essential.]]> Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:57:15 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/955/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/699/
Posted: 1:52pm
Must...resist...]]> Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:52:05 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/699/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/347/
Posted: 7:04am
Stubble DOES have certain uses...]]> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:04:39 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/347/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/168/
Posted: 3:09pm
A little wistful for a lost beard...]]> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:09:32 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/sacrificepawn/168/