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Posted: 5:41am
The small civilization of The Smallest Yet Most Magical People in the Known Universe rested in the palm of his hands. They were a people who loved breakfast. They built the equivalent of skyscrapers in their cities, but they weren't even visible to the human eye. They were cat herders. During the winter, they would start large bonfires to warm and heat the land. And on the 29th day of February, when hundreds of people were shaving, they continued to grow beards; beards made of paper, fish sticks, and the hairs of a thousand space ships. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:41:30 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/20073/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19934/
Posted: 7:32am
Revelation! AAAaahhhh. (Photo by Obey Maach)]]> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:32:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19934/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19825/
Posted: 1:01pm
An amazing outside shooter for a man his size, motke relies solely on his beard to balance him as he wildly throws up his shots from beyond the arc. His blazing red facial hair is the source of his power, and when not draining shots from half court, motke grows rabbits in a lab located in his basement.]]> Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:01:22 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19825/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19675/
Posted: 11:00am
"Listen, motke," Optimus Prime said. "You have one of two choices. Either give us what we want, or we'll eat you." "What?" "You heard me. We will eat you. Alive. Our sources say that you are delicious and have some nutritional value." "But I don't." "Or so you say." The Muscle Man army descended upon the unsuspecting motke, pinning him down and making him listen to unmotivated motivational speakers. (photo by Obey Maach. concept partially borrowed from the ever changing Manimal.)]]> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:00:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19675/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19526/
Posted: 10:32am
eatchyo samwich. i KICK yo samwich! (photo by marko, foot by Obey Maach, inspired by Kid Static, who rocks my face off)]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:32:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19526/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19415/
Posted: 1:01pm
This is a lot of people. Most of them have beards. I think Paul took this shot because he's not in it. I also think that most pirates are fictional. And, when you eat a sandwich, you should share. Great meeting everyone.]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:01:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19415/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19342/
Posted: 7:33pm
i ate some pie. once.]]> Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:33:22 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19342/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19175/
Posted: 6:11am
Day 1 of Throwdown. A journal entry by motke dapp. Dear journal, Today the throwdown starts. I'm very excited. I found a green lamp in my house and took a photo through it. The lamp was nice. I love it. Today we'll eat Mexican and laugh about beards and look at art. Once, when I was five, my parents gave me a Millennium Falcon Toy. I wish i still had it.]]> Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:11:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19175/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19076/
Posted: 11:33am
Shots do not hurt other players, yet. (photo by Obey Maach, inspiration by Gauntlet II)]]> Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:33:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/19076/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18890/
Posted: 7:26am
I found this on my desk this morning. Someone may be trying to send me a message. (camera stylings by Obey Maach)]]> Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:26:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18890/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18798/
Posted: 11:29am
No tiny Paul, NO! (photo Obey Maach / assistance Manimal)]]> Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:29:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18798/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18618/
Posted: 5:50am
Here's what's in my absurdly large pockets today: -My new Whiskerbear, Ben -A Spatula -My Toothbrush -Grimlock -Max Rebo from Jabba's Palace. (thanks Justie) -XBox 360 Controller -My Red Beard Comb -Destro (hidden by Grimlock)]]> Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:50:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18618/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18544/
Posted: 1:21pm
And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf? (photo wizardry by Obey Maach) (props and costume design by my lovely wife) (shout out to the Shanks)]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:21:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18544/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18424/
Posted: 12:41pm
Here are a few of the paintings that i'll be selling at the Throwdown art show. I have several that are drying as we speak and a few that haven't been started yet. I have a busy week ahead of me. One of these is a commission piece for one of you.]]> Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:41:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18424/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18264/
Posted: 7:24am
This is my little Tattoo. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:24:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18264/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18130/
Posted: 5:49am
After an elegant meal of Milk Brazed Pork, Rice Grits with Crushed Almonds, Bits of Magic, Thick Red Wine, and other indescribable flavors, the motke's enjoyed a healthy dose of King Arthur and the Lady of the Lake. Beards ARE magic.]]> Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:49:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18130/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18014/
Posted: 7:04am
In light of his current situation, Mr. Hugginsworth knew only one thing. He knew that the seas were controlled by the moon. This knowledge kept him constantly tuned into the weather patterns. He loved the weather. He loved the heavy precipitation in frozen form. He loved the smell of chili cooking on the stove. Most of all, he enjoyed the feel of winter on his skin. (photo by the reluctant Obey Maach) (best viewed enlarged)]]> Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:04:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/18014/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17862/
Posted: 6:18am
OK Computer changed my life. It changed how i listened to music. Changed how i eat my food, and how i wash my cats. OK Computer revolutionized music the way that thinly sliced ham revolutionized pigs. It's one of the few albums that i can listen to at any time. It makes the sun taste warmer and cold water feel more refreshing as it slides down your throat. OK Computer can heal people. Just like Paul's photos.]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:18:03 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17862/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17761/
Posted: 1:35pm
So. Hungry. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:35:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17761/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17635/
Posted: 11:39am
One fish two fish Red fish Blue fish. Black fish Blue fish Old fish New fish This one has a little star. This one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are. Yes. Some are red. And some are blue. Some are old. And some are new. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know. Go ask your dad. (photo by sam.bean)]]> Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:39:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17635/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17493/
Posted: 6:16am
We don't have children, so we decided to rent some for a few days to see if it would work out for us in the future. We heard all of this complaining from our other friends about how difficult it can be sometimes, but now my house is clean, and i've had extra time to surf Whiskerino since they've been here. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:16:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17493/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17394/
Posted: 9:31am
Day 100 with the representation, suckas. (photo by the very tall Hairy Cherry)]]> Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:31:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17394/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17235/
Posted: 5:22am
When the first motke met the second motke, the third motke was a little jealous and asked the second motke if he would tell the first motke that he would like to try an orange flavored cinnamon roll. Of course he said yes. They all had some orange juice, laughed at Obey Maach, who was taking the photo, and they discussed the theology of Cheerios.]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:22:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17235/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17130/
Posted: 11:41am
brandon says: Same outfit. Supermarket. Tomorrow. done. (the supermarket prohibits the use of taxidermy, sorry chris) (photo by marko.)]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:41:30 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/17130/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16980/
Posted: 7:45am
In the morning, our hero relaxed on bubbles, thoughts of pixies and fishelopes on his mind. He contemplated the Tuesday. He made a wish. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:45:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16980/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16838/
Posted: 6:05am
Following the bust of the Cathy Beckerston Rave, 127 people were arrested, including this kid. Locke (no last name given, no identification found) (Holly Hunter (Edwina) played by Obey Maach) (lighting and cuffing by Mims Attack!)]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:05:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16838/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16719/
Posted: 6:56am
Meet Hugglesthorp Bottletopeater. I met him at a pub in Pork, Il. He was hanging out with some maraschino cherries, telling jokes, trying to get a little action, i think. I convinced him that it's a lonely life and that my house would offer warmth, happiness, and the occasional bottle top popping. He sold some land, packed up a Uhaul trailer, and headed to our home. He's nice.]]> Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:56:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16719/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16641/
Posted: 1:29pm
Team YUBA scores with a whimsical Kickstand Lettuce Toss. Official Rules of FreeForAll BattleBall Human Combat League 1. Rules are for girls and those that don't have beards. 2. Points are scored anytime someone dies. 3. Points are scored only once per game. 4. Winner is awarded Chicken Sandwich.]]> Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:29:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16641/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16454/
Posted: 5:40am
Yoyoyo. Me and my boy getting ready to hit the town. whatup.]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:40:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16454/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16369/
Posted: 12:43pm
I'm trapped in a submarine? Wait, waitwait. How did i get in a submarine? Why am i in a submarine?]]> Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:43:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16369/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16185/
Posted: 6:11am
They lived in the same house as the guy with the face. They build small reminders of their existence as each day progressed. The guy, or beard faced man, watched as they constructed their small world around his easy chair. Each day, as the sun went down, he would do what all giants do, and would ravage the small city they had spent the day making. He smiled, grabbed an Orange Popsicle, and munched its bitter coldness.]]> Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:11:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16185/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16070/
Posted: 9:27am
AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! HotDog eating beastie! (photo by the seasoned Manimal)]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:27:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/16070/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15911/
Posted: 7:15am
You can't see this, but i had to staple the cat to the shelf, so now we're on our way to the vet. (photo by Pixel) ]]> Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:15:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15911/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15808/
Posted: 3:24pm
I'm a little afraid and a lot of red sweater. Thanks to C Dub for the best tacky sweater party ever.]]> Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:24:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15808/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15637/
Posted: 8:20am
The dread MotkeJack rips trees from the ground with his bare hands. (camera work by the very British Obey Maach)]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:20:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15637/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15529/
Posted: 9:43am
Strangers in the Public Restroom? 1. Not sure why marko was following me around with the camera in the toilet(maybe because i asked him to. so shut it.) 2. 2 bearded guys at the urinal at the same time? Almost too perfect... (thanks to the 2 bearded guys in the restroom)]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:43:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15529/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15398/
Posted: 11:39am
In the land of flying, there once was a boy. That boy could do fantastic things, like jump and sing and fly. Except that he really couldn't fly. It was more like jumping. Mixed with singing. (photo by Manimal)]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:39:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15398/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15245/
Posted: 7:08am
I am...]]> Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:08:43 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15245/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15150/
Posted: 2:00pm
When being cornered by a pack of angry unicorns, love and kindness will turn their sneers into piles of sugar covered magic.]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:00:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/15150/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14910/
Posted: 6:36am
Great band. Mackle helped design this tee. i like brown.]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:36:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14910/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14789/
Posted: 9:25am
You don't have to be blood to be family. (magic by faeries and Paul)]]> Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:25:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14789/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14691/
Posted: 2:00pm
Wait...what just happened here? (photo by the magical Paul)]]> Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:00:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14691/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14525/
Posted: 9:26am
As with all good things, the adventure came to an end. It was time for the large cat to go visit some other friends. Ekerston Bartholomew Winstead II packaged up his furry companion and sent him on to his next adventure. A tear was shed, but he knew it was the best thing to do. (photo by Hairy Cherry)]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:26:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14525/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14381/
Posted: 11:01am
Ekerston Bartholomew Winstead II and his unexpected pal did everything that there was to do: they ate, the fished, they enjoyed various sporting events, they canoed, they swam laps in the rivers and lakes of the area, and they bought firewood and kindling. Ekerston also enjoyed watching his cat pal of the same name play with the children at the local fast food establishment playground area. It was the best time anyone in the universe has ever had. (photo by Hairy Cherry)]]> Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:01:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14381/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14188/
Posted: 9:53am
Despite the sudden death of his boss from an unexplained mauling, the government had been good to Ekerston Bartholomew Winstead II, giving him a hefty severance package. The two friends started their adventure by purchasing some items at the local grocery, knowing that the future was filled with wonderment and goodness. (photo by Hairy Cherry) ]]> Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:53:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14188/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14015/
Posted: 9:57am
Two years previous, Ekerston Bartholomew Winstead II had been killed by an oversized cat, who, ironically shared the same name as him. He had forgiven the misguided creature and had sent him on vacation after being resurrected by a 12th level wizard. With the misunderstanding behind them, the two friends decided to set off on an adventure. It began with Ekerston saying goodbye to his boss and quitting his government job. (photo by marko) (dinner played by Manimal) (extra help - Ziggy)]]> Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:57:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/14015/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13849/
Posted: 12:37pm
Ekerston Bartholomew Winstead II was a government worker, a lover of all things pie, and a hat enthusiast. No one really knew much about him, except that he was carefree, mild mannered, and prone to receiving unusual gifts by mail from unknown sources. (photo by marko) (extra assistance by Hairy Cherry)]]> Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:37:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13849/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13674/
Posted: 8:58am
this is what i look like when Shanks Keating posts a picture of his daughter with a beard right next to me.]]> Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:58:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13674/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13577/
Posted: 2:52pm
mmmffmhmffhmf. hmfffmfhmmmfhmmmhm. mmfm. (photo by david.bean)]]> Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:52:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13577/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13441/
Posted: 12:33pm
I am totally breaking my diet... (photo by marko) (doughnut by Krispy Kreme)]]> Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:33:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13441/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13260/
Posted: 7:25am
Muss-Tash Magic. Part II. (photo by Obey Maach) (waxing by me)]]> Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:25:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13260/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13067/
Posted: 7:31am
codtke!]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:31:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/13067/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12948/
Posted: 1:35pm
He was prone to bouts of hiding in green forests. The pine would rub against his skin. He was safe from pirates. (photo by the one and only Manimal)]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:35:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12948/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12796/
Posted: 3:23pm
Most of my favorite movies. Top 5 (in no particular order): Fight Club The Matrix Amelie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Stranger than Fiction (photo wizardry and crotch movie placement by Obey Maach)]]> Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:23:02 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12796/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12597/
Posted: 9:16am
Introducing 'HoboSheik' the hot new look by Salvation Army. Motke is wearing a grey and waterfall silk twill pochette with a midnight twill striped contrast collar slim jacket. This piece is topped off with a fine thread Irish heritage beard; the must have for this years winter/spring collection. (photo by Obey Maach) ]]> Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:16:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12597/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12501/
Posted: 11:30am
That little light bulb thing chatted me up for like 20 minutes. Nice seeing all you bearded folk today.]]> Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:30:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12501/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12367/
Posted: 11:53am
motke: Another Rachel, will you look at these split ends? Another Rachel: My hair is blonde like yours. motke: We're wearing hats. Another Rachel: Why is Manimal jumping behind us?]]> Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:53:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12367/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12197/
Posted: 11:00am
I was chewing on some bugs, and then i felt like i was trapped in a red abyss of sadness. Then i realized that i was just at work. (photo by marko)]]> Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:00:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12197/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12036/
Posted: 11:56am
i love the green vegetables.]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:56:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/12036/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11913/
Posted: 2:32pm
On the eve of 08, bearded and non-bearded gathered at my home for food and beverage. Everyone wore pajamas. My pajamas are actually some sort of Middle Eastern garb that my step brother brought home from, well, the Middle East. (photo by marko)]]> Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:32:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11913/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11746/
Posted: 12:09pm
It's the "motke festival of lights," celebrated the last day of every 2007. Using your special "light suit," do a dance that reminds you that 2007 was whiskery and photastic, and that 2008 will be thick like soup, warming and delicious. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:09:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11746/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11598/
Posted: 12:16pm
i love yellow things. blended. tasty blended yellow things.]]> Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:16:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11598/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11447/
Posted: 11:19am
A small Danish pastry lives in an oven on the 14th floor of an apartment building in the lower part of a well developed suburban area. I am nowhere near that place at the moment.]]> Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:19:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11447/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11266/
Posted: 6:15am
Don't have a camera in my cell or home phone, but i did manage to capture 2 cell phones having a conversation: PhoneOne: ...so then the guy with the beard called up some restaurant and i was thinking - it's Christmas day, idiot. No one's going to be open. PhoneTwo: They really aren't smart. I hate when they eat fried chicken and then start punching numbers without even washing their hands. That and using me while on the toilet. PhoneOne: I hate when they do that. The other day i was... Fascinating, really. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:15:50 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11266/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11157/
Posted: 12:02pm
WEEEEEEE!!!!!]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:02:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11157/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11026/
Posted: 12:19pm
Ahhh. Office Squid attack. Ahh.]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:19:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/11026/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10886/
Posted: 12:10pm
Santa and i smoking some Naughty. Merry Christmas everyone. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:10:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10886/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10777/
Posted: 4:17pm
Happy Christmas Eve to everyone.]]> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:17:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10777/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10561/
Posted: 10:35am
My plan to day is to make someone in my family a pirate.]]> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:35:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10561/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10443/
Posted: 12:07pm
"And this year's winner for South Worthington County Christmas Queen is..." (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:07:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10443/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10290/
Posted: 12:21pm
The sky was home to the winged creatures, the airplanes, and the floating parasites. The motke surveyed all that was around him, remembering the goats that had helped make the cheese he had previously consumed. The wings only served to help him fly. (thanks to Obey Maach for the consultation and cheese, as well as some photography)]]> Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:21:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10290/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10092/
Posted: 8:10am
Holy Crap, motke! You are so freakin funny! I know, right!? Hahahaha! (photo by marko)]]> Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:10:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/10092/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9889/
Posted: 6:37am
The magic sea behind the room reflected the blueness, the quiet blueness that filled every mouth swimming in the abyss. (6:45am : long exposure : blue room)]]> Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:37:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9889/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9796/
Posted: 3:05pm
with the remains of pear in my teeth, and residue from dentistry, i am cold. cold. (photo by marko)]]> Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:05:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9796/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9546/
Posted: 9:12am
Here's a painting i just finished for the future baby of Obey Maach. "Baby McGowan's Green Whale with Wings" (photo by Obey Maach) (painting by me)]]> Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:12:02 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9546/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9436/
Posted: 4:29pm
not sure what happened here, actually. (photo by Obey Maach) (painting by me)]]> Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:29:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9436/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9268/
Posted: 12:50pm
The Saturday had a strange odor about it. Mimes from all around converged on the green house, brandishing weapons and various flavors of jelly beans, showing their teeth as an act of aggression. The motke was only protecting himself.]]> Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:50:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9268/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9095/
Posted: 7:59am
you can't see me. but here's some candy! (photo by marko)]]> Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:59:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/9095/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8968/
Posted: 1:49pm
it was Creepy Day at my office today.]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:49:21 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8968/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8771/
Posted: 11:59am
it seems that my mouth is open a lot in my photos. in this mouth-open photo, i appear to be in a large, white room. what you can't see are the 10,000 white ants crawling on the wall. nor can you see the gnome who is putting something sharp into my back. (photo by Hairy Cherry)]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:59:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8771/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8555/
Posted: 8:43am
OH's!]]> Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:43:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8555/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8359/
Posted: 5:42am
Ill Communication Beastie Boys Original Release Date: May 31, 1994 (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:42:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8359/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8204/
Posted: 10:24am
people would vomit more if it looked like this. i also want to send a shoutout to BrentSpears. (photo by mims attack)]]> Sun, 09 Dec 2007 10:24:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8204/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8110/
Posted: 3:24pm
sAturdAy.]]> Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:24:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/8110/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7846/
Posted: 7:30am
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:30:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7846/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7734/
Posted: 1:11pm
"Glad this stuff is cheap. I haven't seen Hairy Cherry in days..."]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:11:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7734/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7537/
Posted: 1:54pm
"This seems a bit late, but I've got something that may be of interest to you..." (photo by marko)]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:54:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7537/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7323/
Posted: 10:53am
"HOLY MOTHER! WHAT THE..." HAIRY CHERRY REPELLENT Cherry-Be-Gone WARNING: Hairy Cherry Repellent causes cancer in labratory scientists. Use of Hairy Cherry Repellent is outlawed in many countries, likely yours. (photo by Manimal)]]> Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:53:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7323/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7097/
Posted: 9:49am
this is what i look like in Elvis's house. he watched movies in this room, but i asked if i could as well, and they wouldn't let me.]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:49:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/7097/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6959/
Posted: 3:58pm
this is what it looks like when you're in a glass box in Memphis. the glass box has buttons and shiny things in it.]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:58:34 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6959/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6736/
Posted: 7:07am
this is what i look like when i'm in Memphis.]]> Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:07:43 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6736/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6565/
Posted: 6:56am
Missile Command?]]> Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:56:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6565/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6396/
Posted: 11:06am
GET OVER HERE!!!]]> Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:06:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6396/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6158/
Posted: 8:51am
cut along the dotted line.]]> Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:51:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/6158/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5963/
Posted: 1:33pm
We will mess you up.]]> Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:33:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5963/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5747/
Posted: 12:56pm
This is what it looks like when a giant attacks your village.]]> Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:56:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5747/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5507/
Posted: 9:45am
it smells like cherry pies in my house today.]]> Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:45:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5507/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5360/
Posted: 12:39pm
hugs.]]> Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:39:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5360/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5212/
Posted: 1:36pm
For the love of all that is holy, i will not eat any more of your leftovers, Obey Maach. Get out of my house.]]> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:36:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5212/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5047/
Posted: 4:20pm
Thankful for: My wife Beards Friends All things magical Delicious meals and wine]]> Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:20:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/5047/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4831/
Posted: 11:30am
Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, tasty Cherry Chicken...]]> Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:30:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4831/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4647/
Posted: 2:01pm
And finally, stuff the motke with delicious goodness, hoping to please the hungry mouths of those who will partake.]]> Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:01:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4647/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4402/
Posted: 1:02pm
half.]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:02:22 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4402/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4241/
Posted: 5:00pm
Obey motke. (photo by Obey Maach) (special guest appearance by Obey Maach)]]> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:00:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4241/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4038/
Posted: 3:41pm
tomato. (tomato photo/art by BrentSpears)]]> Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:41:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/4038/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3757/
Posted: 8:21am
merlot. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:21:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3757/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3564/
Posted: 11:17am
#4 Shoot Guard - Brentwood InterNETS]]> Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:17:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3564/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3355/
Posted: 12:53pm
sushi.]]> Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:53:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3355/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3103/
Posted: 9:56am
fallfallfallfallfallstand. (photo by Manimal)]]> Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:56:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/3103/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2850/
Posted: 10:20am
monday.]]> Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:20:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2850/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2653/
Posted: 1:43pm
rabbit stew.]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:43:02 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2653/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2383/
Posted: 6:52am
13 is the lucky number. (Photo by BrentSpears, lighting assistance by Obey Maach)]]> Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:52:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2383/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2167/
Posted: 8:19am
Who's Fibonacci? No idea. Who? Got me. *shrug* This wine is delicious. Fibernelli? Hi mom. (photo by Obey Maach)]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:19:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/2167/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1934/
Posted: 8:36am
rabbits. (Photo by BrentSpears, lighting assistance by Obey Maach)]]> Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:36:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1934/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1681/
Posted: 7:57am
and growing...]]> Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:57:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1681/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1432/
Posted: 8:59am
who the eff are you?]]> Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:59:34 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1432/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1185/
Posted: 10:44am
keep growing and growing...]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:44:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/1185/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/916/
Posted: 12:36pm
This is what it looks like if i stand on you.]]> Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:36:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/916/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/613/
Posted: 7:38am
Home to many; Batman to most.]]> Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:38:23 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/613/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/433/
Posted: 11:48am
Sneaky.]]> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:48:47 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/433/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/84/
Posted: 7:59am
photo by Brent Spears (thanks Brent)]]> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:59:59 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/motke/84/