WHAT THE......... man, you just keep blowing my mind with your X-Acto powers. This is hands down my favorite of yours ever. Top 10 of Whiskerino for sure.
Abbott:
n. a generic name for one's unsuspecting nemesis or the object of one's disdain.
Awesomehogger:
n. a Whiskerino participant whose current photo is indisputably superlative in content and/or form.
Beard Dope:
n. the hairs from a previous beard, shaved off and kept in a plastic baggie (orig. david.bean)
Beardlets:
n: the natural curls or ringlets that begin to form along the edge of certain beards (orig. chris)
Beardo:
n. a bearded person. used casually to address Whiskeneros as a group ("what's up, beardos?").
Clame:
v. an invitation to click on one's hyperlinked name (ref. "Click my name")
Clamebute:
n. a participant photo recreating an earlier photo by another participant, which earlier photo is then hyperlinked/referenced in a comment (contraction of 'clame' and 'tribute', orig. alijoon).
Fauxdy:
n. a picture taken in tribute to Cody!, but missing an element of his trademark pose (ie - not pointing with the left hand, or not pointing, or not smiling, etc). (orig. Brauette)
Favorited:
past participle. the action of having affixed a heart to a particular image on Whiskerino, designating it a 'favorite' and causing it to appear permanently in one's user profile. (ex. "I love this shot. Favorited.")
Instafave:
n. interjection applied to an image on Whiskerino, implying that by its own inherent qualities it is automatically Favorited (see above, orig. elldub)
Jnon:
v. (alt J-non, J-non-non) to take a self-portrait incorporating printed-out elements from another Whiskenero's prior portrait(s).
passive past participle: to have had cut-out elements of your portrait(s) used in someone else's portrait (ie "Sethro got J-non'd")
Neckbeard:
n. the portion of the beard, traditionally kept shaved or trimmed, that grows down the neck
"One-Way Ticket to Awesometown":
n. (phrase) the prize at the end of the Whiskerino. (orig. Blastro and C-Dub)
Rearbeard:
n. those portions of the beard which may be visible from the rear, that is, around the side of the neck and face (orig. Johnny Racecar)
Shameree:
n. A Whiskenero who has been relegated to the Hall of Shame (orig. benfRank)
Stublage:
n. The direct reference to a man's budding mane
Underbeard:
n. the area of the beard under the chin but not quite on the neck. (orig. Gavin)
Va-jay-jay'd:
passive past participle. to have received a photo tribute from a participant at Whiskerino's sister site (also Vaj'd)
Whiskenero:
n. a single participant in the Whiskerino (plural variant: Whiskerinos) (orig. Sir Lancelot)
Yeard:
n. 1. a beard grown for the span of 12 consecutive months. 2. a one-year beard (via joshuablankenship.com)
Zing:
n. a particularly witty quip in the talkback, in response to something previously typed and usually at the expense of the subject, or
v. to effect such a quip
