iamaaronmartin on Whiskerino

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02/29 - 12:19pm

Points: 128

Goodbye Whiskerino, those of us who were man enough to finish. And to those of you remaining, I leave you with a parting word:

Fuck you all for never giving me a King Beard. I even had my on freaking day, you dirty bastards! And you know what won on my day? Olan-fucking-Mills! I had a rifle and a cigarette, how bad ass is that! I was wearing a red flannel! I could totally kick your ass! No, it's cool, keep giving KBs to all the naked dudes, I don't mind.

Seriously though, take care everyone.

Joe Mamma says:: I feel the same way. Next time...
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:22pm

bobafred says:: ha. awesome final post. if i could give 4 crowns, i would.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:22pm

Shularbrau says:: That is a beautiful goodbye. You are a true asshole and a nappy beard grower. Hope to see you in 2009.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:22pm

david.bean says:: Go down fighting Aaron! I know you were pretty ticked at all the nudity but sometimes you gottta "bare" your soul for cleansing purposes.

Take care man, don't let the shirtless get to you.

Peace.

Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:23pm

mr moustache says:: i love your consistency with this type of shot, it's a good one.

ciao!
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:24pm

Mat Wiseman says:: Farewell Aaron.

I feel your pain. Just be grateful that you haven't been doing this for 241 days without one. That would suck.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:24pm

keifel says:: lol. tell us how you really feel. fare well.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:24pm

Jar says:: HELL YA!

Aaron, I am sad I didn't get to meet you in person at the Throwdown, you are on my list of people I need to know in real life. Keep in touch.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:25pm

mims attack says:: animation?
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:27pm

JamesC says:: for some reason i really like you now. see ya in 2009, and don'e forget to bring your piss and vinegar.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:28pm

Tedford says:: That might be the most beautiful heartfelt goodbye I've read today. Nicely put.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:29pm

Moses Marion says:: let it out man...you don't wanna get cancer.

how bout three crowns
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:30pm

Scrivener says:: Preach it!

Hey, at least you got your own day. I can't even say that.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:34pm

iamaaronmartin says:: Animation coming...
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:36pm

iamaaronmartin says:: Touché, Schrivener. I do have that. Which actually means I got about 300 king beards, one for each person who did a photo that day...
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:38pm

Mackle says:: It's amazing that you didn't show your face on the last day. I have much respect for that. Also, your caption is probably the best thing I've ever read. Period. Just in life. That's how much I love it.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:40pm

JeremyOkai says:: good work this go'round
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:42pm

iamaaronmartin says:: The thing I love most in life is your beard Mackle, seriously. It's perfect.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:42pm

Dschonn says:: You only uploaded 46 pictures, most of them basically the same shot. That didn't exactly help your odds.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:43pm

zach the sac says:: it's been fun. i'd like to see the progress of your tattoo. keep me posted!
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:44pm

jnonfiction says:: excoriated. chastened. laughing. thanks for your awesome consistency and for embedding the words 'STOP CALLING IT NASHVEGAS. IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ACCURATE.' in my mind forever, randomly.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:57pm

Zackle says:: You tell it like it is, Aaron Martin. And I like that about you.

Hopefully someday our paths will cross.
That way I can verify whether you do in fact have eyes and a scalp.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 12:59pm

os mutante says:: hahahah your caption made me laugh. I wanted you to win
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 1:02pm

mattyc says:: aaron, that was funny as shit. You rule. One day when the world is ready maybe we can meet in person. although someone who knows you said we really don't look all that similar. I forgot who it was. take care man.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 1:06pm

Paragone says:: Hilarious caption! I know how you feel. I'm glad I got just one. Take care and next time you'll get one.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 1:12pm

Caronna says:: iv enjoyed your chin down pics! maybe ill see ya in 09!
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 1:51pm

iamaaronmartin says:: Well that makes me better than you Dschonn.

45 pics, no King Beard.
121 pics, no King Beard.

I win forever.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 2:23pm

Centofante says:: that beard is really amazing
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 2:42pm

Pip says:: Fuck you too, sir.

But honestly, you've always been a King in my mind. You've got a classic look and classic style. King Beard or not, you win.

Godspeed.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 2:55pm

iamaaronmartin says:: You're the man Pip. Thanks for taking my comments in good spirits. A harty fuckoffanddie to you on this, our last Whiskerino day.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 3:00pm

Brother Bear says:: hahahah
what a send off
i think your shots ruled
and i gave you crowns all the freakin time
so there
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 3:45pm

chris says:: your caption is the funniest ive read all day...did you really not win king beard...that is sort of bullshit...im sorry. i have liked your photos
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 3:48pm

IAmEricAnArtist says:: From one IAm to another - Word up and Peace out!

Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 4:21pm

wonder made says:: Actually knowing you makes this the funniest caption ever. And it's made your participation the best. I'm glad you joined and it's a shame you couldn't get off for the throwdown.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 7:23pm

Giraffe says:: Excellent last words. If I could guarantee a King Beard for your caption alone, I would. Here's all I got - 3 crowns.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 7:28pm

Gavin says:: fuck you too buddy.

fuck you all the way to nashvegas

Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 7:34pm

Mackle says:: I love that you were able to take a simple concept and keep it fresh with every post. I still don't actually know what you look like (that first image isn't very telling since you look like Frankenstein) and I kinda appreciate that mystery. Despite not ever having met you, you are welcome in Nashville at any time.. just hit me up and we can grab a drink and hang out.

Also, please club a seal just for the sake of Whiskerino. It somehow seems inappropriately appropriate.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 7:37pm

brandon says:: Your caption. It funny. Your beard. It good. Your theme. It legend.

I'll miss you, man.
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 8:35pm

Mike says:: goodbye man. we never seen ur real face :(
Posted: Feb 29th, 2008 - 11:36pm

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