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Posted: 12:07am
Here's a secret: This is my first full-on beard. It's been a pleasure growing it with all of you. *** Fickle with her favors, And precious to her prey, I'll keep my ear to the ground for a beard in my town, The street giveth and taketh away. ]]> Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:07:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/20047/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19908/
Posted: 3:40am
"Lordy, won't you buy me a Digilux & lens, My friends all have Cannons, I must make amends..."]]> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:40:42 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19908/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19762/
Posted: 12:01am
I'm still not sure what this is. Perhaps it's a lurking aid. Bastards can lurk. Lurk like the wind. ]]> Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:01:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19762/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19653/
Posted: 7:58am
B, double E, double R, U, N... What can I say. Things are winding down. I need a soft place to land. ]]> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:58:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19653/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19555/
Posted: 2:54pm
I'll kick your sandwich!]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:54:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/19555/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/18907/
Posted: 9:05am
These, friends, are whiskers. I am also curious.]]> Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:05:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/18907/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/18863/
Posted: 9:56pm
Look what I just made! Even I don't know what it is. ]]> Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:56:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/18863/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/18310/
Posted: 1:54pm
So here's the tattoo I'd LIKE to get. Whaddya think?]]> Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:54:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/18310/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/17947/
Posted: 5:13pm
Shaquise (sp?) at the Ramada has booked a room for the lady and myself, and was happy to inform me that my last name sounded like Norbit and that I should see that movie as soon as possible. ]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:13:47 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/17947/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/17247/
Posted: 6:45am
Reflection: There are no business/first-class amenities for the post-Bush, recession era business traveler. Rather, he is regional, earthbound, and subject to the whimsical shifts of fancy that plague urine-soaked forms of public transport. ABOVE: George trying to leave Newark. ]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:45:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/17247/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/17155/
Posted: 3:03pm
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Posted: 5:28pm
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Posted: 10:23am
En Garde, Society!]]> Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:23:40 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/16616/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/16063/
Posted: 9:00am
My screen is too bright. ]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:00:56 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/16063/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15934/
Posted: 11:46am
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Posted: 9:01am
This is Jay. I met him underground. He's growing out his beard on a bet. Look, he's even trying for a Cody! there. Methinks he'll grow and show with us next time around.]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:01:43 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15526/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15416/
Posted: 1:51pm
OK. I had knee surgery last October. Leaping and jumping are still out of the question so this is all you get for now. ]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:51:42 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15416/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15267/
Posted: 11:01am
"No, you ain't gonna hit him." "Why not?" "Because I'm gonna hit him!"]]> Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:01:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15267/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15096/
Posted: 8:24am
Everybody's got, in the center of their brain, a little amoeba sweating at the controls. When you see folks who look like their amoebas are on vacation, it's because they are. ]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:24:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/15096/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14952/
Posted: 10:19am
"Darling fascist Bully boy, give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:19:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14952/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14815/
Posted: 12:12pm
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Posted: 1:44pm
...all the powers I have left. ]]> Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:44:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14687/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14533/
Posted: 9:50am
...and I'll form the beard!!]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:50:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14533/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14353/
Posted: 7:33am
"WHO WANTS PIZZA ROLLS?!!"]]> Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:33:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14353/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14209/
Posted: 12:02pm
"There are some who call me...TIM!"]]> Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:02:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14209/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14038/
Posted: 1:41pm
Spread your evil wings and fly.]]> Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:41:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/14038/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13840/
Posted: 11:18am
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzowowowowwwwwwww!]]> Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:18:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13840/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13439/
Posted: 12:27pm
Is shrinking oneself the domain of science or magic? The world may never know.]]> Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:27:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13439/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13309/
Posted: 12:16pm
This one makes me very proud of my beard. I don't know why.]]> Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:16:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13309/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13077/
Posted: 8:49am
Machete Night at the studio with the Bastards]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:49:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/13077/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12955/
Posted: 2:05pm
Pssst!]]> Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:05:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12955/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12764/
Posted: 11:59am
OK, I know this is cheap but I'm at work. Who among you can name all the tools on this panel without consulting the catalogue? Throw in the one in my top pocket too. ]]> Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:59:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12764/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12615/
Posted: 12:11pm
...and I SMELL too! Sing it fellas... Trailer for sale or rent Rooms to let...fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means King of the road. Third boxcar, midnight train Destination...Bangor, Maine. Old worn out clothes and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old stogies I have found Short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means King of the road. I know every engineer on every train All of their children, and all of their names And every handout in every town And every lock that ain't locked When no one's around. I sing, Trailers for sale or rent Rooms to let, fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means King of the road. ]]> Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:11:51 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12615/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12409/
Posted: 3:40pm
This is the only hat I own.]]> Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:40:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12409/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12009/
Posted: 9:09am
We need to get Rolf a pipe. ]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:09:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/12009/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/11727/
Posted: 9:04am
"No Ma, I ain't been drinkin'..." ]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:04:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/11727/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/11318/
Posted: 12:39pm
...And in the moment the N train leaves it's warren to cross the Manhattan Bridge, the passengers erupt into a flurry of wireless communication. There is a symphony of beeping and booping ]]> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:39:21 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/11318/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/10791/
Posted: 6:16pm
For a holiday dessert course, George recommends his most excellent wild orange pie. ]]> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:16:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/10791/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/10612/
Posted: 4:02pm
eldub, I'm ready for ya. BTW: cheers to all.]]> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:02:30 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/10612/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/10292/
Posted: 12:28pm
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Posted: 9:42am
Look how tired I am --and there's the fire escape right there. ]]> Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:42:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/9922/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/9111/
Posted: 9:46am
This is a place in my house and a shirt that I own. I also drank some orange juice, but thought better of having it make an appearance. ]]> Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:46:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/9111/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8773/
Posted: 12:07pm
Get a look at the FLANGE on this SICO!! *** There is real, Shakespearian negative-space humor here if you go poking for it. Though, I admit it's not white. Why'sit gotta be white?!!]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:07:54 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8773/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8590/
Posted: 11:18am
Beard Papa A chain that makes cream puffs. Makes perfect sense to me. ]]> Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:18:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8590/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8456/
Posted: 5:23pm
B&W + multi exposure = hard day's night ]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:23:15 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8456/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8208/
Posted: 11:00am
Birthday time again. ]]> Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:00:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/8208/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/7960/
Posted: 5:28pm
Sorry fellas. I'm the last one in the office, working late again, and I'm a looong way from my fancy duds. I'll post again if I make it home before tomorrow. ]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:28:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/7960/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/7510/
Posted: 11:14am
These delicate treats are like the oysters of the potatosphere, and are likewise prized for their virility enhancing properties.]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:14:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/7510/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/7276/
Posted: 7:14am
Oh shit! I gotta buy a hammer. This never gets old, ever.]]> Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:14:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/7276/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6907/
Posted: 10:09am
Kimchi fortifies beards against winter cold. It's super true. ]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:09:37 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6907/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6629/
Posted: 2:36pm
My boss took this shot. He is a semi-professional photographer. In the end it was the nicest of the bunch.]]> Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:36:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6629/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6462/
Posted: 3:34pm
Pietà]]> Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:34:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6462/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6172/
Posted: 9:57am
Mmmm...cheez balls and floor...]]> Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:57:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/6172/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5924/
Posted: 9:41am
It's SCIENCE!]]> Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:41:44 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5924/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5546/
Posted: 2:16pm
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Posted: 5:28pm
Not on the menu, no, but delectable. (camera phone fun)]]> Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:28:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5413/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5168/
Posted: 9:24am
Hey hey. Back to work on Friday: the elevator's busted and the heat's off. How Dickensian. ]]> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:24:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5168/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5104/
Posted: 8:22pm
Always conduct oneself with decorum and grace when visiting "in-laws." ]]> Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:22:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/5104/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4798/
Posted: 9:58am
My job frequently requires that I travel. Time travel. ]]> Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:58:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4798/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4622/
Posted: 12:17pm
Another view into my professional life. Yes, the warehouse is listing badly to starboard. ]]> Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:17:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4622/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4328/
Posted: 6:05am
You've got to talk to the wookie, talk to the wookie...]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:05:21 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4328/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4107/
Posted: 12:06am
"why are you smiling?" "Because I know something you don't know." "And what is that?" "I am not left-handed"]]> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:06:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/4107/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3964/
Posted: 8:54am
Beered! A thousand thanks to Rachel at Burp Castle for facilitating this one. ]]> Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:54:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3964/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3836/
Posted: 1:48pm
There goes Rolf. He's like the biggest leprechaun.]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:48:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3836/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3505/
Posted: 5:42am
Step right up! Come one, come all! Have your money out and your trousers down!]]> Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:42:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3505/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3305/
Posted: 8:34am
Having some whiskers to scratch is vitally important when making tough decisions. ]]> Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:34:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3305/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3143/
Posted: 1:32pm
Typical cab ride.]]> Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:32:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/3143/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2911/
Posted: 3:00pm
Another day at the office, filing. ]]> Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:00:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2911/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2595/
Posted: 9:18am
Bleghk. Sick again. ]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:18:20 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2595/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2388/
Posted: 7:40am
What the... where am I?]]> Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:40:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2388/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2209/
Posted: 11:31am
Shaky train. Shaky hand. ]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:31:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/2209/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1986/
Posted: 12:03pm
I'm taking suggestions for a caption. ]]> Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:03:14 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1986/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1747/
Posted: 1:09pm
...and I'll form the head!]]> Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:09:59 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1747/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1502/
Posted: 1:50pm
Freezing my face off at my semi-industrial job setting. My office is on the right there with the busted windows, etc.]]> Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:50:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1502/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1096/
Posted: 5:24am
Up late with Skwisgaar. ]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:24:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/1096/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/838/
Posted: 6:46am
a hard day's night indeed]]> Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:46:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/838/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/712/
Posted: 2:41pm
Arghh! Can't quite strike a match yet.]]> Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:41:11 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/712/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/243/
Posted: 7:41pm
I want to recoil in terror from my face, but it's attached. So I just walk backwards.]]> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:41:15 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/georgebastard/243/