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Posted: 12:59pm
Most retarded last day of whiskerino ever. I missed my bus and my stupid idiot loser step dad wouldn't drive 5 seconds down the road to pick me up, so I had to walk. Thanks jerk. I had to walk by Billy's stupid house, and I remembered when he called me a 'whiskerweenie" and hit me with a snowball, so I threw a snow ball at his stupid mustang to get back at him. I guess I didn't notice that he was sitting in his car, and suddenly his door flew open. I tried to run away, but I wasn't wearing my Spauldings today, so he tackled me and pushed my face in the snow. I got snow inside the wrists of my gloves and down my socks, and he wouldn't let me up until I said I was a whiskerweenie. He's so lucky I didn't have my Brazilian Ninjitsu fighting staff, or I'd be visiting him in the hospital. Then when I got home, my step dad said "It's time to shave that rat's nest off your face and try to look like a human." I said, "why don't you try and make me, crapface." All of a sudden he grabbed my neck and tried to "make me." Fortunately, I was able to hit one of his pressure points that I read about in my latest issue of "Soldier of Fortune," and made a narrow escape. They're just jealous because I'm making such a sweet blog to hold me until whiskerino '09. Maybe by then they'll have some lives.]]> Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:59:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/20166/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19964/
Posted: 12:30pm
it's still 300 days until christmas, 611 days until I shave/whiskerino 2009, and infinity days until my step-dad gets a life. and that makes me P.O.'d. ]]> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:30:13 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19964/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19814/
Posted: 12:17pm
WORST DAY EVER. So I get to school and find out that Coach Miller is out sick with the flu, and won't be in for gym class. Awesome, right? WRONG. It turns out that my huge loser step dad is filling in for him today. It was snowing, so us guys had to stay in the gym with the girls and play basketball while they played badminton. I thought I could show off my skills in front of Sarah and Judy, but then I heard my step dad say the three worst words ever: "shirts and skins." I got picked by the shirts, but he still made me take my shirt off. Then when I tried to cover myself, he made me run 8 laps around the whole gym...I thought my lungs were on fire. Then I got made fun of the whole bus ride home because Carl took a picture of gym class for year book and was showing everybody. Then when I got off the bus, Billy from down the street said "Hey whiskerweenie!" and when I turned around, he threw a snowball right in my face. He's just lucky he didn't break my glasses, or he'd be hearing from my lawyer and my fists. So thanks to Carl, Billy and my crap-face stepdad, the biggest most worthless idiot losers in history, for the stupidest day of my whole life.]]> Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:17:49 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19814/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19735/
Posted: 7:43pm
So I figured since there was no way my life could get any worse, I would wear my best suit to school and explain to Sarah Tarkington just how RETARDED my stepdad is. So I get to school and go straight to her locker and tell her that actually, I've liked girls more than dragons for like 2 years now. Then I told her I would be honored to be her date to the square dance. Guess what... she never called in the first place. Everyone laughed at me the rest of the day, Carl took the wheels off my backpack, and my worthless loser step dad knew about it before I even got home. He thinks he's tough because I don't fight back. I consider him lucky that I don't. I'm just waiting for him to make one wrong move so I can call the martial damage I do "self-defense." ]]> Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:43:29 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19735/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19579/
Posted: 5:59pm
Ok, ready to hear the stupidest thing in my whole life? So get this... Sarah Tarkington, vice president of the Shenendehowa Mayflower Girls Club called while I was in Nashville (being stood up by Dad for his "new" son), and wanted to see if I would be her date to her Roanoke theme square dance. Pretty much the most awesomest ever, right? WRONG. So my big piece of crap jerk idiot step dad answered the phone and said to "try again in five years when hes more interested in girls than dragons." So now not only does Judy hate me, but Sarah, the second hottest girl in school, thinks I'm a big idiot. Thanks creep. I wish I knew some less serious moves so I could just beat his stupid face in, but it's just too dangerous when you know as many pressure points as I do. ]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:59:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19579/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19375/
Posted: 8:13am
So I came to Tennessee to get away from idiot and meet up with my REAL dad, but he's apparently too busy taking his new wife and my half brother to Cosmic Comics to meet Leonard Nimoy. Since he "couldn't make it" to the airport and didn't bother to invite me with his new family, he sent my creepy uncle Dan to keep me occupied. He's okay, but he smells like old socks and always wants to hug me. At least he understands me...]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:13:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19375/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19180/
Posted: 7:38am
i got stuck in newark for about three years, but now im in nashville. the travel sucked, but it was all worth it for three little words: throwdown.]]> Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:38:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/19180/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/18721/
Posted: 7:02pm
Pocket watch, keys, switchblade, exacto knife, guitar pick, lighter, wallet, cellular phone, compass, and 410 shotgun shell. There is now nothing left to learn about Danimal. I feel so lost.]]> Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:02:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/18721/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/18593/
Posted: 8:45pm
Actually, I think I'm famous enough. ]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:45:53 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/18593/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/18084/
Posted: 7:36pm
Every Wednesday night Phillip, Chaz, Pat and I play Dungeons and Dragons in my basement. It was FINALLY my turn to be Dragonmaster, but my big dumb idiot jerk stepdad came down stairs and grounded me in front of all my friends just because he found out that I pretended to be sick for gym class. Now everyone at my lunch table's gonna call me a baby and never let me be DM ever again. Thanks a lot, moron. ]]> Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:36:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/18084/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17979/
Posted: 8:11pm
late entry. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin. i dont know what it was meant to represent, but every time i listen, it takes me through the entire daily routine of a life in manhattan. i learned how to read music just to play this work. then i promptly forgot how. ]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:11:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17979/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17600/
Posted: 5:59am
beard maintenance is next to godliness]]> Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:59:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17600/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17530/
Posted: 2:47pm
"dear almost neighbour, i am enjoying these sharp things you are showing, Ned" Dear Ned Kelly, Here's another one.]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:47:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17530/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17446/
Posted: 6:21pm
100 United States pennies are equal to 0.9994 Canadian dollars. ]]> Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:21:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17446/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17317/
Posted: 4:38pm
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! -- tear up the planks! -- here, here! -- it is the beating of his hideous heart!" ]]> Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:38:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17317/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17005/
Posted: 12:29pm
Who says we need a president?]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:29:48 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/17005/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16851/
Posted: 8:28am
Suspect: Daniel Jacob Romero Mirabal Santoscoy Juan Carlo Luis Cristobal Morales Carmona Rodrigo Vasquez. Alias: Danimal Offense: Extortion, Assault, Battery, and Possession/Sale of illegal substances, including bootleg Selena Albums. ]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:28:42 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16851/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16811/
Posted: 8:33pm
It's been a really rough week. On a side note, I don't know if anything has ever made me happier than watching Tom Brady lose.]]> Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:33:00 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16811/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16575/
Posted: 9:49pm
check out my new band, XxHeartXbleedzXstraightedgeXtearzXx]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:49:39 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16575/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16238/
Posted: 2:27pm
my usual wednesday schedule: leave the house by 5:45 am, get home by 9:30 pm, with a quick bit of down time from 5:30pm to 6pm.]]> Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:27:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16238/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16110/
Posted: 4:48pm
i love working from 6 am to 7 pm shelving books at one job and preparing tax-deductible end-of-year statements of donation for ungrateful recipients at the other. ]]> Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:48:15 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/16110/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15829/
Posted: 5:27pm
if you measure 2/3 the distance from my lower lip to the bottom of my beard, you will find where my chin ends and my beard begins.]]> Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:27:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15829/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15700/
Posted: 5:05pm
danimal needs some cash, volume II. exquisite gibson j180ec acoustic/electrc guitar with fishman prefix plus active electronics and original hardshell case! Whiskerino price: $900]]> Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:05:11 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15700/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15605/
Posted: 8:44pm
his is stranger than mine]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:44:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15605/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15448/
Posted: 5:03pm
i tried to do an awesome jump picture for whiskerino, and i got like 4 inches of air, but my idiot stepdad thought it would be a good idea to polish the hardwood floors with pledge. i wondered why he wanted me to do the jump in my socks...]]> Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:03:19 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15448/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15159/
Posted: 3:16pm
a confidently spoken lie is often the fastest way to gain credibility. ]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:16:28 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/15159/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14972/
Posted: 1:27pm
t-shirt? or me-shirt? whiskerino price: $38]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:27:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14972/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14780/
Posted: 7:20am
let the danimal fire sale begin! over the next few weeks, i will be posting some items i plan on selling on ebay. if you want to make a deal, let me know because i hate selling to strangers. first item of interest: beautiful Cort (parkwood) earth 200gc fingerstyle guitar! solid cedar top, solid mahogany back and sides. whiskerino price: $300]]> Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:20:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14780/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14597/
Posted: 3:55pm
#5: I'm here to save your planet. You're welcome, Korben Dallas. ]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:55:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14597/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14406/
Posted: 2:15pm
#4: I had to spend the night on a friend's floor. Thanks for everything, Demeter.]]> Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:15:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14406/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14199/
Posted: 10:47am
#3: You already read Pothos his bed time story? Thanks Iris. Goodnight.]]> Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:47:55 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14199/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14014/
Posted: 9:48am
#2: i just saw Scylla...thanks a lot, Circe.]]> Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:48:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/14014/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/13912/
Posted: 7:24pm
#1: thank you, prometheus. ]]> Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:24:04 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/13912/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/13602/
Posted: 4:31pm
My big brother Chip came home today! Right after my mom got remarried, he moved out and opened "King Kobra Komics" in Binghamton, NY. He didn't like my step dad, so he dyed his hair blond and started a whitesnake coverband in rebellion. He is the coooooolest everrrrr!!!!]]> Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:31:15 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/13602/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/13141/
Posted: 3:08pm
i think cody is an okay guy and all, but this move is clearly better looking on a suave man about town such as myself. ]]> Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:08:24 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/13141/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12751/
Posted: 10:21am
i met david knapp in nashville. we started armwrestling, and i crushed his knuckles. theme day? who cares.]]> Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:21:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12751/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12353/
Posted: 10:55am
the neolithic revolution was the first agricultural revolution—the transition from nomadic hunting and gathering communities and bands, to agriculture and settlement.]]> Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:55:08 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12353/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12224/
Posted: 3:45pm
The Yavapai-Apache Nation is a sovereign Native American tribe from the Verde Valley, Arizona. Tribal members have two culturally distinct backgrounds and speak two indigenous languages. The Yavapai originate from Yuman-speaking peoples known as the Pai. The Apache descend from an Athapaskan background similar to other Apache groups to the East.]]> Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:45:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12224/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12075/
Posted: 4:57pm
i wish my beard connected to my eyebrows. ]]> Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:57:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/12075/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11743/
Posted: 12:01pm
nashville/fido. i dont have a car and ive been walking all around town today. ill probably re-up later, depending on the new year festivities.]]> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:01:41 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11743/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11689/
Posted: 10:33pm
travel day. i dont know whats happening behind me.]]> Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:33:12 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11689/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11496/
Posted: 5:21pm
Black-and-white is a broad adjectival term used to describe a number of monochrome forms of visual arts. Most forms of visual technology start out in black and white, then slowly evolve into color as technology progresses. "Black-and-white" as a description is also something of a misnomer, for in addition to black and white most of these media included varying shades of grey. Further, many prints, especially those produced earlier in the development of photography, were in sepia (mainly to provide archival stability), which gave a richer, more subtle shading than reproductions in plain black-and-white, although less so than color.]]> Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:21:05 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11496/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11354/
Posted: 4:40pm
i havent been here in a while. its a mixture of out-of-townism and recording. ill be in nashville for a week starting dec 30th. if anyone wants to record me for free, let me know.]]> Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:40:34 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/11354/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10866/
Posted: 10:18am
CHRISTMAS IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!! I got a Stalker 12" GI Joe, a new RC car, some chocolate coins, and a video game cheat code book! ]]> Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:18:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10866/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10790/
Posted: 5:57pm
On November 8, 1803, a one-hundred acre tract of land in Western New York along the Genesee River was purchased by Colonel Nathaniel Rochester, Major Charles Carroll, and Colonel William Fitzhugh, all of Hagerstown, Maryland. The site was chosen because of three cataracts on the Genesee, offering great potential for water power. Beginning in 1811, and with a population of fifteen, the three founders surveyed the land and laid out streets and tracts. In 1817, the Brown brothers (of Brown's Race) and other landowners joined their lands with the Hundred Acre Tract to form the Village of Rochesterville.In 1823, Rochesterville consisted of 1,012 acres and 2,500 residents, and the Village of Rochesterville became known as Rochester. In 1847, Frederick Douglass founded the abolitonist newspaper The North Star in Rochester. Douglass, a former slave and an antislavery speaker and writer, gained a circulation of over 4,000 readers in the United States, Europe, and the Caribbean. The North Star served as an important forum for abolitionist views. The population reached 62,386 in 1870, 162,608 in 1900, and 295,750 in 1920. By 1950, population of the city had reached an all-time high of 332,488, and had declined to 219,773 by 2000. i love being out of town. ]]> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:57:46 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10790/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10515/
Posted: 8:37pm
By setting up a series of hidden cameras, scientists discovered that Danimal's beard and mullet were engaging in private meetings every night after he fell asleep. The two appeared to have a "close" relationship that some analysts believe is now getting "closer."]]> Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:37:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10515/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10261/
Posted: 8:32am
I'm gonna torture him. I'm gonna crucify him. Real bad. ]]> Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:32:57 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/10261/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9949/
Posted: 12:13pm
I've read that dressing in brightly colored clothing helps to boost one's confidence and optimism...but it probably won't work for me. ]]> Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:13:26 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9949/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9807/
Posted: 4:06pm
ONE WEEK UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! I'll be under the mistletoe if you need me...]]> Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:06:25 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9807/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9560/
Posted: 10:17am
Author: Daniel Romero Grade: 8th Format: collage (self-portrait) Title: "when life hands you a lemon, get remarried to a jerk who doesn't like citrus fruit."]]> Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:17:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9560/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9503/
Posted: 9:34pm
There are several distinct causes for chronic hypothyroidism. In many developing countries iodine deficiency is the most common cause of hypothyroidism. In developed countries, however, hypothyroidism is mostly caused by Hashimoto's thyroiditis, or by a lack of the thyroid gland or a deficiency of hormones from either the hypothalamus or the pituitary. ]]> Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:34:22 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/9503/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8955/
Posted: 12:41pm
the kids at school are still making fun of me for the way i danced at the snow ball... and just so everyone is clear on the issue, no response does NOT mean "i accept your invitation." it means, "i would rather go to the snow ball with carl, because he is better looking and more athletic." I'm pretty sure my step dad already knew that. 1 more day til christmas break :(]]> Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:41:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8955/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8767/
Posted: 11:52am
Final score: Empire Buffet 1, Danimal 0]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:52:23 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8767/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8580/
Posted: 10:34am
I show my patriotism by closing down Chinese buffets. ]]> Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:34:32 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8580/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8370/
Posted: 7:48am
Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:48:01 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8370/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/8301/
Posted: 6:31pm
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Posted: 4:55pm
Tonight's the night! Shenendehowa Snow Ball Semi-formal! I wrote Judy (the hottest girl in the crafts club) a note asking her to be my date. She didn't write back, but my step-dad said no response means she accepted... and she's lucky she did. Three words: Look Ing Good]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:55:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/7949/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/7553/
Posted: 3:35pm
my real dad sent me a picture of him and his new wife. i guess it's almost as good as having him raise me, so i'm not complaining. my step dad said that my real dad and i are the best thing that ever happened for the theory of evolution. he's so stupid. we're highly evolved, but clearly the discovery of microraptor-gui was much more important.]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:35:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/7553/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/7201/
Posted: 7:24pm
it's way past my bed time, but i can't stop checking the weather. my step dad said that even if school gets canceled, he's gonna make me do homework all day. maybe an icicle will break and hit him in the face.]]> Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:24:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/7201/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/7014/
Posted: 7:48pm
New York remained the third leading dairy state in the nation, behind Wisconsin and California, despite a drop in the number of dairy farms as well as cows. This year, the state has 11,800 dairy farms, down from 18,000 in 1983 and from 39,000 in 1965. ]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:48:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/7014/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/6701/
Posted: 8:23pm
the most beautiful sunset i done seen]]> Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:23:09 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/6701/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/6481/
Posted: 5:32pm
You probably can't even tell what half is me, because I am as strong and brave as a lion. ]]> Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:32:27 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/6481/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/5907/
Posted: 7:56am
warming up THOROUGHLY before practicing the illegal government martial arts moves that i found at the end of "the incredible incan: issue 496" ]]> Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:56:34 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/5907/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/5781/
Posted: 4:29pm
Lucinda, the beard fairy, stopped by danimal's house today. unfortunately, even she could not cheer him up.]]> Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:29:52 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/5781/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/5232/
Posted: 3:54pm
yesterday my step dad said to go easy on the candied yams. i said "what do you know, you aren't my real dad." then he told me it's gonna serve me right when they come back out the way they came in. he's such an idiot.]]> Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:54:36 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/5232/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4956/
Posted: 6:36am
i'm thankful for my art skills, i'm thankful that its almost christmas, i'm thankful for my good looks. my step dad said turkeys don't wear santa hats. i told him step dads don't tell step kids what to do. idiot.]]> Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:36:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4956/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4780/
Posted: 8:15am
i stayed up way past 11 last night, circling things in the j.c. penny's toy catalog ]]> Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:15:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4780/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4671/
Posted: 3:33pm
we took our yearbook pictures today. i brought my own backdrop and gave the photographer my confident side-smile. i think it did the trick. p.s. 34 sleeps left!]]> Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:33:17 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4671/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4418/
Posted: 1:47pm
My hermit crab, Kris, died today. My step dad said it's cause i thought more about christmas than my responsibilities. he is SUCH AN IDIOT.]]> Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:47:06 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4418/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4196/
Posted: 2:04pm
i told you, i'm starting my own business. just shut up about the rent]]> Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:04:03 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4196/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4015/
Posted: 2:13pm
my mom said she would take me to the rodeo if i would shut up about christmas. i said "ok" but i had my fingers crossed. 37 days, mom.]]> Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:13:07 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/4015/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/3763/
Posted: 8:46am
squalor]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:46:18 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/3763/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/3625/
Posted: 3:30pm
sir, i do believe that you have always enjoyed in my ruin.]]> Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:30:38 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/3625/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/3337/
Posted: 11:33am
Let me tell you a little bit about the angel Moroni...]]> Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:33:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/3337/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/2920/
Posted: 3:42pm
rodents of unusual size? i don't believe they exist.]]> Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:42:31 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/2920/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/2713/
Posted: 6:12pm
still a month and a half until christmas, but disneyland helps ease the pain ]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:12:18 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/2713/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/2223/
Posted: 12:34pm
i'll never shave again]]> Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:34:58 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/2223/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/1708/
Posted: 10:10am
equal opportunity]]> Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:10:10 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/1708/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/1481/
Posted: 4:28pm
crece con dios, amigos]]> Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:28:16 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/1481/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/1320/
Posted: 7:47pm
i couldnt bring myself to dress up today]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:47:35 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/1320/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/894/
Posted: 11:07am
there are still more than fifty days until christmas. that pisses me off.]]> Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:07:45 -0800 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/894/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/442/
Posted: 12:19pm
november 2: desperation]]> Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:19:59 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/442/ http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/21/
Posted: 5:26am
november 1: the agony]]> Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:26:06 -0700 http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/danimal/21/